Sunday, December 25, 2011

Jupiter goes direct in Taurus

Happy days are here again!

After four long months, Jupiter, the planet of luck, is moving forward again and setting up a more fluid path to happiness, as in no more heavy interruptions that make you have to question every step or make you work harder for the carrot at the end of the stick. Yes, happy days are here again!

Sing along:
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
Let us sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again
Altogether shout it now!
There's no one who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again
Your cares and troubles are gone;
There'll be no more from now on
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
Let us sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

So long sad times!
Go long bad times!
We are rid of you at last
Howdy gay times!
Cloudy gray times,
You are now a thing
Of the past, cause:

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Venus enters Aquarius

Plug in and let go!

Aquarius is the sign of electricity and kink, so how apropos that today, at almost the exact minute that Venus, the pleasure planet, slipped into this freaky sign, I got a fab delivery from Babeland! Yes, lucky me got a bag of new toys from Kandi Burruss's fab new sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi! In my bag I got Kandi Kisses, a discreet vibe in the shape of a lipstick, and Happiness and Joy, a rabbit like vibe that syncs with my ipod. You know it, convenience in which you never have to be tardy for the party!

....Okay, so down to business, road testing! Obviously, with Kandi Kisses being the easiest to use, that baby got whipped out first. Not only is it discreet and soooo cute, but it's also eco-friendly, with USB rechargeability that lasts up to two hours!!! Plus, it's also made of a safe silicone and has several speeds to go at it, along with a silence that makes your private moments truly private...As for usage, LOVE IT! As a machine all about the clit, Kandi Kisses gets the job done and quickly. My only complaint was that its slim compactness does make you have to work a bit harder to get it going, as in circling all about, but that is probably just me, as I can be a lazy little fuck. However, for the travel size that it comes in, this little baby will be quite helpful on adventures in which discretion is welcome.

Now, onto the big bad girl named Happiness and Joy, one lean machine of pleasure that offers more options than premium cable TV and hours more of stimulation that is for body and mind. Of course, I will preface this with the fact I am a rather primal lady when it comes to getting off and reading all the instructions was a bit overwhelming. Thankfully, my friend Jay had the attention to sort it all out, as in how to sync up the ipod with the device--which is through a remote, not an actual piece that you also have to drag into the bed or wherever you choose to get it on, and additionally there are lots of speeds and options to work from. Ultimately, I learned I was a just a meat and potatoes girl when it came down to using this Mercedes-Benz of vibes, as I preferred it in automatic gear with consistency. While there is still many more memories to be made and facets to explore, I doubt I'll be working too hard to find them all, as the simplest method of this extraordinary machine did the trick for me and for that, I say, "Bonsai," and Hallelujah! However, while I might be a lazy fuck, it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be and if you are not like me, then this toy will keep your occupied for hours! Of course, variety is the spice of life and I do appreciate it all, so hoorah for Happiness and Joy's limitless potential, as it'll never bore me.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Full Moon Eclipse in Gemini

"Search your feelings, you know them to be true." Darth Vader

Welcome to your new life, as it's Full Moon Eclipse in Gemini time, which means the rug can get pulled out from under you in a majorly dramatic way, twisting you into a position you never thought you would have to be in. Yes, the truth will sting now, as the ones that can come now are going to be unexpected and uncalled for, but something you may have known already deep down for the most significant places you can get rocked...

Aries: Mind fucks with siblings
Taurus: Mind fucks with money
Gemini: Mind fucks with your image
Cancer: Mind fucks with the past
Leo: Mind fucks with friends
Virgo: Mind fucks with career
Libra: Mind fucks with your idea of truth
Scorpio: Mind fucks with your self control
Sagittarius: Mind fucks with partnerships
Capricorn: Mind fucks with logic
Aquarius: Mind fucks with your ego
Pisces: Mind fucks with your stability

Uranus Direct in Aries

Lead by example to start the revolution. Sa da tay!

Pootie Tang

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