Venus Enters Libra

Get Away with Murder

Roll out the red carpet because the mistress of the penthouse is back. Yes, Venus is home in Libra, one of her two territories. In la-la-Libra land, it's about grace, elegance, culture and harmony. Looks matter, etiquette applies and showing off your co-dependent side will win you an upper hand.

Think the justice and feel the prettiness, as this is the time to get away with murder with only 7 simple rules:

1. Look the part = Be the part. (Dress up, crash ritzier parties & load up.)
2. Create something; call it art.
3. Flattery will get you everywhere.
4. Symmetry is everything.
5. Beauty is power.
6. Buy now, pay later.
7. Always say, "Please," and, "Thank you."

Mercury Goes Retrograde In Cancer

24 Days Of Mental Disturbance...

1. 2 blown-out tires in mts of Trinidad. (Luckily, lots of    hotness to the rescue & the party went on! #bunz)

2. Leaving our Trini family... Even their car was sad, overheating soon after we were dropped off at the airport . :(

3. Zzzzzzz.........

4. 2 flat bike tires.

5. 8 credit card "customer service" agents, 2 hours later, 0 resolution...yet.

6.  A limp launch of The World Cup, even in Little Brazil.

7. Crackheads.

8. A shitious day of anti-climatic World Cup watching. Wrong predictions and Uruguay sucking hard -- but still, not as hard as Greece. Thankfully, Colombia rocked my world... I'd say more, if I knew what is actually going on. So, I won't.

9. Being stuck on a line for 30 minutes with a SMELLY person behind me that had NO sense of personal space. NO, not Mercury Rx, just me being a bitch.

10.  2 days later, still can't get my friend's ginormous TV to change channels....stupid.