Sunday, July 22, 2012

Sun enters Leo

Confidence.

Lil JT Superstar, my cutie pie 4-year-old nephew, is my favorite person ever!!!! See how confidence affects him.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

New Moon in Cancer

Purge, Pout, Proceed.


Feeling secure means accepting your emotions. Unfortunately, it means the good and the bad -- you have to roll with those punches to really get any traction in where you are going. So, go balls to the wall and deal with the bad and figure out how to maximize enjoying the good. Yes, consider this all as you enter today's influence of the new moon in Cancer -- resowing the seeds that make you feel happy and safe.

As for people/areas per sign to get real about:
Aries: Your family
Taurus: Your siblings
Gemini: Yourself
Cancer: Your future
Leo: Your past
Virgo: Your friends
Libra: Your boss
Scorpio: Your idols
Sagittarius: Your booty call
Capricorn: Your partner
Aquarius: Your co-workers
Pisces: Your favorites

Friday, July 13, 2012

Mercury goes Retrograde in Leo

Oops, I did it again.

When any planet goes into Leo, it means drama with a capital YES! So, as this Mercury retrograde (Rx) goes into effect in Leo, today at 10:16pm EST, you better get ready for the bottom to fall out, the papers to go flying and the logic to go out the window until August 8th (with residual effects up to a week later, with the transit periods being the most active). 

D for disaster is no joke, so hold onto your wig, because the fur will go flying -- and it might even be that you have nothing to do with the mess, but you'll be the eye of its storm and the clean up will land on your head. As for where and what you should be looking out for, to make your Rx (prescription) to this period of communication snafus and refueling the past, here it is:

Aries: Your ego will feel as if its been hit by a torpedo, so forget trying too hard. If you can coast the mid-line, then you'll be as doing as good as it can get. For you, blending in may be tough, but it's your only defense.

Taurus:
You get neurotic, that is bound to happen. After all, you can't always be solid, you're human. So, if going on a bender of any sort will work it out of your system, just go with it.

Gemini:
Mums the word on anything you have in the pipeline. Most of your anxiety is typically from blabbing your plans to everyone, and creating performance anxiety within yourself and from the anticipation of your audience. Close out those demons, by keeping as open or as numb of a mind as you can to walk through the next phase of your plans.

Cancer:
The future is always going to be there and no matter if you take big or small steps into it, it'll still be there.  So, if you need to stop and catch your breath, do it, because tomorrow isn't going anywhere.

Leo:
You're going to be everyone's scapegoat, whether or not you get it to your face. No matter, as the tides can easily turn by playing your best weapon -- guilt. All it will take is a few bats of your eyelashes and one pointed sigh and the world will listen.

Virgo: Let your crazy off the lease. Having to be always logical and purposeful is a big responsibility and one you don't have to take on. The more insane you act, the more time you'll get to sleep.

Libra: Bullying is a hot topic, which is why you need to get in on the action. After all, you're not one to be behind on the times. Yes, taste a bit of the sweet of being able to hold others' esteem in the palm of your hand, if only once. It's so out of character, chances are no one will even hold you accountable.

Scorpio:
Remember, there is always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. So, rev up your inner whore and get to work. Accept this and you'll be a happy as a bug in a rug.

Sagittarius: Moral standing is so blase. No one needs you as their beacon of hope like that, because it just has no flair. Dive in the trash and redefine what works for you, because as of now being wrong is your right.

Capricorn:
Break out the skeletons in your closet and make them your badge of honor. Nothing like attracting all the right people, places and situations to you unless you really show them your true feathers.

Aquarius: What's fair and what's equal are two separate things, because equaling out things won't be what is fair for you. While this might lead you to resort to a fascism, the right attitude for you now is that you'll try anything once.

Pisces: Throw out the watch and burn the calender. Deadlines, schedules and time restraints are a joke. Freedom is your calling. If anyone else dials up looking for anything else, hang up immediately.

As for the theme song of this retrograde, Let's Have a Kiki, Scissor Sisters....because everyone needs one!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Uranus goes retrograde in Aries

Reworking what's right for you, no matter who you have to plow down.

Due to the summer and my brain being close to kaput,  what is right for me is to link you the post I wrote about the Uranus retrograde in Aries that took place on July 9th, 2011. Yes, just a few days off from it being an exact year -- see the precision of the planets, it has to mean something, right? Anyway, this post explains info about the transit and what it can mean for each sign: http://fortunekiki.blogspot.com/2011/07/uranus-goes-retrograde-in-aries.html

...and not to be a total lazy shit, but here's another way to cue in ideas for this Rx. Take it away Ja'ime King:


Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Full Moon in Capricorn

When a problem comes along...whip it, whip it good...

The song that says it all for this lovely, yet stern full moon:
Devo's Whip it


Devo - Whip It by jpdc11
Songwriters: Mothersbaugh, Mark Allen/Casale, Gerald  

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

Mars enters Libra

Here comes the future, open wide.



It's been 9 long months of Mars in Virgo, putting out work-a-holic, play by the rules, anally-charged energy in the air. Now, it's time for a new bitch in town and reaping rewards in a more elegant way! Yes, Mars, the passion planet, has finally slipped into a new sign -- poised and sophisticated Libra!

With this transit, lasting until August 23rd, it's about working yourself around feeling the beauty, harmony and general luxurious languidness of your life and tweaking it to fit into a perfect shape to balance yourself out for maximum cool. That's right, it's all about the natural flow of your mind, heart and body now, and understanding any sense of inauthenticity is a cue that you're not headed in the right direction. Nothing will be won now with dishonest charm, so get yourself together and play nice, as its really that time when how you do onto the world will be how it does onto you.

As for where this main ebb and equal flow will hit each sign, it's as follows:

Aries- Your closest relationships
Taurus- Your health
Gemini- Your love life
Cancer- Your family
Leo- Your thought process
Virgo- Your comfort zone
Libra- Your integrity
Scorpio- Your subconscious
Sagittarius- Your hopes and dreams
Capricorn- Your ambitions
Aquarius- Your morals
Pisces- Your inner resolve