Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Venus Enters Capricorn

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get 

As the holiday season warms hearts, in comes Venus into Capricorn to put a chill back into the wintry air and stir the pot. No, not the most pleasant place for this pleasure-seeking planet, as this disciplined, harsh and authoritative influence will make everyone harder to please. To circumvent this energy and make it work for you, here are 5 foolproof sex tips to get your goat smiling every time.

·      Going into one’s psyche, to see what makes it tick is a Capricorn trait — as they are the sign of structure. When it comes to sex, this means taking power via ropes, blindfolds and perhaps a whip. Yes, go beyond those basic shades of gray.
·      As the sign of status, showing your baby how much you love them through your wallet is a surefire way to get their libido pumping. No, money can’t buy you love, but during this transit, it will buy you mind-blowing sex.
·      Forget the PDA with your baby when you are out, as playing hard to get and leaving your passion to be unleashed behind closed doors is your best foreplay tip. Just a little coldness will go a long way now.
·      Go for positions like doggy style, reverse cowgirl, or crisscross now. Avoiding eye contact will make it easier to get off, as it’s less about the emotion and more about the techniques.  
·      As for turning on your baby through style, it won’t be sexy lingerie, but what you will wear on top of it. Military styles, crispy lines and formal business attire with the lace and silk underneath will be the perfect order in how your baby will want to peel you naked now.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Mars Enters Aquarius

Perversion Trumps All


From today until January 12, 2015, your impulses will be veering to the left, as your brain and libido go haywire in a trippy way, with emotions detaching and new mental planes opening up. Yes, it’s a dawning of a new age — the transit of Mars into Aquarius, when wanting to explore theories, study humanity and create a new revolution is put on the agenda. Of course, in Mars style, it’ll also mean a sexual energy that ignites the more innovative side of you. So, to cue into that brilliance and power, realize getting your rocks off in high style will be a prerequisite to your motivation and for each sign, there are likely places to find their g-spot:

Aries: Technological sex — as in through the computer or with the latest sex gadgets, as it’ll be your geekier side that’ll want release too.
Taurus: Hitting up historical places will fuel your passions, as there will be something about ghosts past that won’t let you stop.
Gemini: Be in nature and get your grizzly-bear-love on, because it’s the smell of the forest or the scent of the sea spray that will drive you crazy now.
Cancer: Dark and scary will have an element of interest for you now, as in trying out a dangerous fetish or sneaking into a closet during a holiday party. Either or, a rush will come.
Leo: A good date is going to be necessary for you to drop your draws, even if you’ve been with your baby for 100 years. Yes, there will be something to classic courting now.
Virgo: Hit the gym with your baby or plan a workout together, because the pheromones will be intoxicating, as sweaty sex will be your ideal sex.
Libra: Going at it somewhere you may attract voyeurs will be your sort of sexy. Who knew the feel of having so many eyes on you could feel so good?
Scorpio: A place related to your career, like your office or in the boardroom, will be the power surge your ego and libido will be yearning for.
Sagittarius: Phone sex and getting a good tease is essential to your full satisfaction. When it comes to the foreplay, it’ll start with a hit of “send.”  
Capricorn: You’ll be feeling oddly more normal, in terms of your libido and not having to go far will be how you want it — as in the home court advantage of your bed.
Aquarius: You’ll be horny everywhere you go now, as your brain, body and spirit will be feeling a cosmic hype and making you at your most unpredictable. Mark your territory in new places.
Pisces: Returning to a location that has good sexual juju for you will work again. Believe that lighting can strike twice.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Mercury Enters Sagittarius

Who’s The Turkey Now?

At 9:26 pm EST, just as many Americans will be slipping into turkey comas, Mercury will enter Sagittarius — which means not only cranberry and stuffing will wind up in many mouths, but also one’s foot. Yes, ‘Tis the season of TMI, which will last until December 16th -- and know that under this transit of truth, nothing will go unsaid. So, to use this aspect to your advantage and get answers you want, know what conversations the signs will be most vulnerable to blabber on in now:

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo & Sagittarius)
Fire signs are fearless and shoot their opinions out like wildfire. Consequence is never on their mind and their tempers tend to be short and opinions sharp. Controversial and taboo subjects bring out their heat, but it’ll also mean never-ending diatribes to anyone that vaguely disagrees or is within earshot.

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra & Aquarius)
Air signs love gossip, but when a tricky aspect like foot-in-the-mouth Mercury in Sagittarius hits, it’s every person for him or herself, as conversing with them can be like tuning into a tabloid show. Expect all the family dirt to be out on the table by dessert.

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces)
Water signs are awful at lying, because they wear their emotions on their sleeve. Only in the case of deep turmoil will they shroud the truth, pretending it doesn’t exist. However, Mercury in Sagittarius makes all bets off and when it comes to understanding their feelings, now is when you can open their floodgates.

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo & Capricorn)
Earth signs are material, yet hate to talk about money. Sure, they like to brag, but if you want to find out the nitty-gritty about their finances and the secrets behind their hustle, this is when the tipping point can hit and the 411 payout begins.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Venus In Sagittarius

It's Too Good To Be True

Today, starts the cycle of Venus in Sagittarius: the wily, winsome optimist that lives life to the fullest 24-7 and will believe what it wants to believe. Symbolized by the centaur, Sags are strong, physical creatures that live to spread their ideals, learn and spiritually keep evolving. Sexually, this is one of the fiercest places for Venus, as it's all about living for after orgasmic revelations. To take on this fiery and dreamy influence best, here are 5 no-fail tips to heat the flames from now until December 10:

1.     Spontaneity is what drives Sagittarians. This is a perfect time to nab those shy crushes by going for it. Put the moves on your baby when least expected.
2.     Fresh air and being one with nature is a Sagittarian ritual, even more so when it can mean getting it on out there too. In the woods, on the beach or parking somewhere scenic, landscapes will rev  libidos now.
3.     Sagittarians rule travel and adventure, which means donning a foreign accent, creating an exotic ambiance in the bedroom or role-playing strangers that meet on a layover with instant chemistry is the kind of fun that will trip the light fantastic now.
4.     Outrageous ballsiness is what Sagittarians are all about. Be blunt, bold and bad ass — as that is all the aphrodisiac you need to turn it up in yourself and in your boo.
5.     As rulers of competition, Sagittarians love to sweat to gain their victories. Bring out your edge in sport, board games or any sort of odd idea in which you go head-to-head with your baby and despite who actually wins in points, know the both of you will come away champions.

Neptune Goes Direct In Pisces

Loving The Devil You Know

Dumb and Dumber

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Mercury Enters Back In Scorpio

Agent Provocateur

Mercury is back in Scorpio, post retrograde, as of November 8th, but it’s on Monday, the 10th, that the chatty planet goes past the degree it stalled on and can finally free you from the drama and traumas of the slow-down. Yes, with  the curiosity powerhouse back in full force to experience itself in the sign of sex, what are 5 must-do’s for all signs to best light up their minds for ultimate satisfaction?

·      Share a secret sexual fantasy, because even if you don’t actually perform it, the mental sharing of sauciness will be enough to titillate an exploration that will reveal what you and your baby really can bring into the bedroom.

·      Snooping doesn’t happen in healthy relationships. However, if you want to do investigate your baby to find something sweet — ideas for holiday presents — then, this is when a divine intervention will work for you.

·      Sexting and teasing with pics, words or any form of creative expression will have 10xs the power to rock you and your boo’s world. Remember, your mind is your most powerful sex toy.

·      Skeletons in the closet, take them out. Reveal vulnerabilities to heighten the intimacy on every level. Bravery is only the beginning of the rewards you’ll feel from this.

·      Keep your eyes on your own paper. Scorpio is the sign of jealousy and envy can test one’s confidence continually. Trust where you are in life is exactly where you need to be for absolute empowerment for your destiny.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Full Moon In Taurus

Celebrating The Love

Romance will be in the air this week, as a Full Moon in Taurus will strike on Thursday at 5:53pm EST. As with all full moons, they are time for celebration and with it in Taurus, which is a sign ruled by Venus and specifically, the love aspect of the planet, this will mean a day for passion to the highest degree. Plus, it completes a two-week cycle from the new moon in Scorpio eclipse, which means commitments (and conclusions) are a priority of the day. As for making it perfect, it means making it date night with you and your baby — or your bestie.

Fire Sign Dating Ideas: Aries, Leo & Sagittarius
Together: Surprise is the key to making a perfect date with your fire sign honey, so have them mark the date down, but don’t let them know where you’re going. Then plan a night of newness — as in hitting a hot new restaurant or taking an extreme dive into something adventurous like an evening at a theme park or going al fresco for a night of making out.
Single: Fire signs can party like no other, so go with your fiery bestie to the latest nightclub or hot new bar to mix and mingle with the possibilities. If you have access to an exclusive party, even better, as VIP status is how fire signs love doing it up.

Water Sign Dating Ideas: Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces
Together: When it comes to love, water signs live for nostalgia. So, even if you’ve only been together for a few months, they will remember those little anniversaries. Go for something that brings back a sweet memory and make the magic happen all over. If you happen to share something while on vacation, recreate the vibe at your home or wear something you wore on that night. It’s all about flashbacks for these sentimental creatures, so book a trip down memory lane.
Single: Water signs are homebodies by nature, so plan a get together to celebrate the full moon with food, movies and gossip and you will have the winning combination to refuel the fires to get back out there to find true love — or better yet, have your guests invite someone you’ve never met and bring the love right to your door.

Air Sign Dating Ideas: Gemini, Libra & Aquarius
Together: Air signs are all about culture, intrigue and being seen at the right places — this means tickets for performances like an opera, ballet, indie bands or the theatre are perfect. If you have to get dressed up, even better, as a little dash of glamour is their cherry on top.
Single: Air signs are networkers by nature. So, go for broke and hit up something that is work related and mix and mingle with like minds. As it goes, people of this sign love to learn — so even if you want to take a class this night or do a group gathering, like go on a ghost hunt, it’ll be these interactive activities that will strike best for these mercurial types.

Earth Sign Dating Ideas: Taurus: Virgo & Capricorn
Together: Romance for this sign means being with their one and only somewhere beautiful and luxurious. They get off on status: fine dining, a night at a 5 star hotel and a spa will be what floats their boat. You can choose one number of those selections or all of them, as the more you plunk down, as in cash, the more they understand your appreciation of them. Not to say they only base their love on that, but cash is a language they easily understand.
Single: There is nothing more gratifying than beautifying oneself and being with their besties. Make a date to do a mani/pedi together or just hit the stores for a shopping fiesta. Spoiling oneself is the way to celebrate oneself, when you are an earth sign and doing it with those closest with you makes it an instant party.