Full Moon In Leo

I AM SUPER

Break out the entitlement, because a Full Moon in Leo requires a diva attitude. Reign supreme in your life and rule your school. Yes, despite this moon opposing the pesky Mercury Retrograde, there is power in enforcing your ego now. As for areas, per sign, to push the envelope with added flourishes that celebrate your fabulousness:

Aries: Buy something beautiful for yourself and decorate as necessary. Think of yourself like a Christmas tree and stay bright!
Taurus: Get in family time or at the least, get into homebody mode with style: food deliveries, internet shopping, movie marathons, booty calls on speed dial, bubble baths, etc.
Gemini: Your creative flow will be on. Write, speak and express yourself to an audience, whether or not they are in front of you, others will be listening.
Cancer: Polish up the silver and enjoy the material things you own or covet. Attachments are attachments and it’s totally okay if you’re feeling emotions for physical objects.
Leo: Your confidence will be soaring higher, believe it and love it. Be extra generous with the love.
Virgo: Heavy bouts of sentiment will occur, making reflection necessary. If this means solitude, don’t hesitate to close your doors until further notice.
Libra: Socially, time to rise above the jealousy games, mediate arguments and mend the madness.
Scorpio: Toot your own horn. If you want others to care about your projects, be responsible for your own PR. Remember, you’re the sign of persistence.
Sagittarius: A metaphysical journey will begin now. Be open to the opportunities to peer into new dimensions, but don’t get lost in the fanfare of idealism either.
Capricorn: Showing your trust is an intimate affair. Don’t be scared to pull someone closer, because trying is the only way to learn.
Aquarius: Challenge in relationships will feel extra dramatic, but knock those walls down, as contrast is what will make your rainbow now.
Pisces: Giving yourself to others puts you at your best, but that doesn’t mean to go overboard, as you will also have a case of hypochondria to battle now.

Mars Enters Pisces

Have An Escape Plan
 
Emotions are running high. Add Mars entering Pisces today at 5:20 AM EST and expect the energy to get even more passionate, extreme and scattered. The motivation planet in dreamy Pisces do not mix well. It will bring a new order to things -- one in which feelings, sentiment, energy and transcendence all get the final say. Yes, this may mean needing to plunge into your vices and finding the closest trap door to fly away. However, going over that unknown horizon might just be the miracle you'll be looking for, as anything and everything can happen when such two different powers collide.

As for where, per sign, to find the release lever:
Aries: Dancing, sleeping and daydreaming
Taurus: Socializing & networking, volunteering and geeking out with technology.
Gemini: Working, indulging in luxuries and being the boss.
Cancer: Competing, communing with nature and owning the truth.
Leo: Sex, sharing secrets and making big investments.
Virgo: Committing, enjoying partnerships and standing up for justice.
Libra: Exercise, being with a pet and making sure you're right.
Scorpio: Love, creativity and dressing up.
Sagittarius: Home decor, family and saving money.
Capricorn: Being part of your community, learning new skills and exploring.
Aquarius: Shopping, vegging and sharing.
Pisces: Being first/trying as many new things as possible, pampering and initiating.

Sun Enters Capricorn: The Winter Solstice

Light it Up

No matter what you’re celebrating this time of year, having an excuse to kiss the one you love, like or lust-for is a bonus. So, hoorah for the mistletoe! As for nabbing who you want under it, here is what you can expect per sign:
Aries: Will want to initiate and lead, which means they’ll be dominant and intense. 

Taurus: Epically sensual. It’ll make you want more.  
Gemini: Short, sweet and spontaneous, with a bit of awkward playfulness. 
Cancer: Aggressive or affectionate. 
Leo: Knee-meltingly romantic. They always kiss, as if they’re madly in love.  
Virgo: They let you set the vibe and then follow. 
Libra: Elegant and likely not to go beyond rated PG. No tongue, but will have emotion in it.  
Scorpio: If people are in the room, a peck on the lips. If alone, it’ll end up with you both naked. 
Sagittarius: Get right to the action, as in groping will also be involved. 
Capricorn: Will appear sarcastic on the outside, but will provide a classy kiss that is passionate, but not over the top. 
Aquarius: Semi-aloof, as in don’t expect affection or any other PDA with it.  
Pisces: An all-consuming moment of magic to lock lips, hearts and souls.

Venus Enters Capricorn

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get 

As the holiday season warms hearts, in comes Venus into Capricorn to put a chill back into the wintry air and stir the pot. No, not the most pleasant place for this pleasure-seeking planet, as this disciplined, harsh and authoritative influence will make everyone harder to please. To circumvent this energy and make it work for you, here are 5 foolproof sex tips to get your goat smiling every time.

·      Going into one’s psyche, to see what makes it tick is a Capricorn trait — as they are the sign of structure. When it comes to sex, this means taking power via ropes, blindfolds and perhaps a whip. Yes, go beyond those basic shades of gray.

·      As the sign of status, showing your baby how much you love them through your wallet is a surefire way to get their libido pumping. No, money can’t buy you love, but during this transit, it will buy you mind-blowing sex.

·      Forget the PDA with your baby when you are out, as playing hard to get and leaving your passion to be unleashed behind closed doors is your best foreplay tip. Just a little coldness will go a long way now.

·      Go for positions like doggy style, reverse cowgirl, or crisscross now. Avoiding eye contact will make it easier to get off, as it’s less about the emotion and more about the techniques.  

·      As for turning on your baby through style, it won’t be sexy lingerie, but what you will wear on top of it. Military styles, crispy lines and formal business attire with the lace and silk underneath will be the perfect order in how your baby will want to peel you naked now.

Mars Enters Aquarius

Perversion Trumps All

From today until January 12, 2015, your impulses will be veering to the left, as your brain and libido go haywire in a trippy way, with emotions detaching and new mental planes opening up. Yes, it’s a dawning of a new age — the transit of Mars into Aquarius, when wanting to explore theories, study humanity and create a new revolution is put on the agenda. Of course, in Mars style, it’ll also mean a sexual energy that ignites the more innovative side of you. So, to cue into that brilliance and power, realize getting your rocks off in high style will be a prerequisite to your motivation and for each sign, there are likely places to find their g-spot:

Aries: Technological sex — as in through the computer or with the latest sex gadgets, as it’ll be your geekier side that’ll want release too.
Taurus: Hitting up historical places will fuel your passions, as there will be something about ghosts past that won’t let you stop.

Gemini: Be in nature and get your grizzly-bear-love on, because it’s the smell of the forest or the scent of the sea spray that will drive you crazy now.

Cancer: Dark and scary will have an element of interest for you now, as in trying out a dangerous fetish or sneaking into a closet during a holiday party. Either or, a rush will come.
Leo: A good date is going to be necessary for you to drop your draws, even if you’ve been with your baby for 100 years. Yes, there will be something to classic courting now.
Virgo: Hit the gym with your baby or plan a workout together, because the pheromones will be intoxicating, as sweaty sex will be your ideal sex.
Libra: Going at it somewhere you may attract voyeurs will be your sort of sexy. Who knew the feel of having so many eyes on you could feel so good?
Scorpio: A place related to your career, like your office or in the boardroom, will be the power surge your ego and libido will be yearning for.
Sagittarius: Phone sex and getting a good tease is essential to your full satisfaction. When it comes to the foreplay, it’ll start with a hit of “send.” 
Capricorn: You’ll be feeling oddly more normal, in terms of your libido and not having to go far will be how you want it — as in the home court advantage of your bed.
Aquarius: You’ll be horny everywhere you go now, as your brain, body and spirit will be feeling a cosmic hype and making you at your most unpredictable. Mark your territory in new places.
Pisces: Returning to a location that has good sexual juju for you will work again. Believe that lighting can strike twice.

New Moon In Sagittarius

Ritual Renewal

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Venus enters Scorpio

Get It On, Bang A Gong

If you’re feeling more like a horny teenager these days, it’s because Scorpio is thrusting itself into pleasure planet Venus from October 23 until November 16. Plus, Scorpio is dominating the sun and moon. Don’t fight fate. Dive into your deepest and darkest desires. Only when you’re willing to jostle the skeletons in your closet, to feel the rush of danger and the intensity of insatiability, will you be getting the point of Scorpio in this position. 

As for what will turn on each sign the most, during this transit:

Aries: Dark fantasy will intrigue. Feel free to get lost in your own version of “dungeons and dragons,” and discover how many ways you can love a hero.
Taurus: Love is art and art is love. Get creative with your muse, because orgasms and masterpieces are now.
Gemini: Exploring a fetish, like medical, will prove to be the right shot of sexual adrenalin. Just be careful with dosage and ease into this fix.
Cancer: Your dirty birdy will want to fly free. Leave the bedroom curtains open and invite voyeurs into your sexual psyche.
Leo: Home is where your heart will be, nestled tight under the covers with everyone and everything that makes you feel secure.
Virgo: Flirting gets obscene; going deeper into perversions you didn’t even know you could have. Unlock new mysteries.
Libra: Your sappiness will be for all things familiar, as your creature of comfort will be oohing and ah-ing for belonging.
Scorpio: Let your primal self-loose and dare to have instincts lead you. Openness and courage are its own turn-on now. 
Sagittarius: You’ll be feeling extra theatrical. Dress up and role-play the nights away, a packed house is a guarantee.
Capricorn: Getting an extra electric charge in your love life is what you’ll want to plug into now, as you’re never too old for toys.
Aquarius: Luxury is your aphrodisiac now, so get your rock star on. Do things like check into a hotel on a whim or up the thread counts of all your bedding.
Pisces: Exotic is your erotic, as anything that brings new experiences and knowledge is your everything now. 

Sun Enters Scorpio

It's The Season Of Sex!

Welcome to Sun In Scorpio, AKA The Season of Sex in the astrological world. This is when skeletons come out of the closet, freaky turn-ons make you compulsive and the whole act of getting off will feel as if it is a life or death matter, as this is the sign that also rules death, obsession and power. So, be ready to go at what you want 110%, because anything that doesn't feel extreme won't be worth your time.

As for the best ways to get off for each sign under this intense sign, it is as follow. Read for your sun and rising sign! Also, note these tips are excerpts from my monthly column in Cosmo For Latinas, which also includes horoscopes for singles and attached. (Link to be added.)

Scorpio

Trust is when you and your intended both can hold one key and make sure no one else gets their hands on it. Let out one of your skeletons in your closet. Then, roll those dice to see if lady luck does ride with you.

Sagittarius

Pearl necklaces are classic and can never go wrong. So, collect as many strands this month and exchange the favor whenever possible.

Capricorn

Take up practicing the Kama Sutra or some exotic ancient sexual method, as your taste for spice will need a throwback for ultimate orgasmic explosion.

Aquarius

Let’s face it, sometimes you put in so much extra in bed that you should be paid for services rendered. This month, even the sexual playing field and remain the pretty bottom.

Pisces

Get ready for your season of the anaconda. Yes, it’s going to get bigger and badder now, so get ready to suck out all the venom if you want to make it out alive.

Aries

Take in a more sensual slice of life by adding plusher blankets on your bed and wearing the softest of clothes. This month is going to be all about touch.

Taurus

Change it up this month with new sensual personas. Try out new accents or use different names in bed. It’ll add a new dimension that can raise your sexual confidence like never before.

Gemini

Hit the gym with your baby or flirt your ass off at one, because it’ll be at your sweatiest and strongest that your pheromones will be doing all they are meant to. Plus, who can resist multi-tasking?

Cancer

You’ll be acing the orals this month and vice versa, as it’ll be with your mouth (and tongue (and theirs)) that you’ll find your sweetest paradises now.

Leo

Keep your mind open to adventures as they come, as feeding your compulsions will get your confidence back into top shape. No, not so romantic, but definitely racy.

Virgo

First come, first severed. If that seems unfair to anyone, well then they just aren’t working as hard as they can. Make no excuses for yourself and have no regrets.

Libra

Amp up the competitive spirit with your person of interest. Seems friendly competition will turn sexual fast and can have you both reaching the finish line in harmony. It’ll be a perfect win-win situation.

Sun enters Aries, AKA the vernal equinox

A new season begins, time to let bygones be bygones.

Lately, I’m always five minutes away from wanting sex. It’s like I’m a robot. Push the right buttons; functions happen. With myself, it takes no romance, no pizazz, no lead in and works every time. I’m like microwavable food, instant and ready to be served.

During this harsh winter, I made orgasms the new cigarette. They too are the perfect little break you can take throughout the day and get you back at your desk refreshed in minutes. Plus, with spring on the way, it’s like taking steroids for mating season. Unfortunately, the side effects have also made me easily aggressive if I’m not diligent with continual dosage. The other day, walking down the street, I felt compelled to shove ugly entitled tourists into the sewer that ignorantly and arrogantly clogged up the sidewalks. I didn’t, but WTF? Why don’t they get they don’t own the street and if the walkway is three feet wide and they are three feet wide, realize it just doesn’t add up to stand there all stupid? Plus, they’re tacky, gross and rude.

Of course, with that attitude, it’s no wonder I’ve grown a strong affection for inanimate objects. On one hand, it’s efficient and on the other, it’s empty. After all, I am human… It’s miserable, just miserable I tell you. Thank god spring is here, winter exhausts me.