Friday, January 20, 2012

Sun in Aquarius

Change yourself, change the world!


Revolution
Writer: LENNON, JOHN WINSTON / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
For people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right
Ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right
All right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Venus in Pisces

Love is the power to make all possible!


Pisces is the sign of miracles, compassion and redemption -- which are indicators that, "ANYTHING can happen!"

With this kind of insanity running the controls of Venus, the pleasure place, that means striving for the fantastical is a must -- as it's the only way to be now until February 8!

After all, if you don't go to the extreme, you'd only be doing an universal injustice to yourself. So, pour your heart completely into your cause and make it effect you and everything you believe your world should be about... As for enabling words to gorge on to push for your truest desires, it is as follows:

Aries: Dreams are blueprints.
Taurus: Humanity is real; trust it.
Gemini: Kicking ass is the only aphrodisiac you need.
Cancer: Words are power!
Leo: Intimacy is medicine; passion the cure.
Virgo: Equality happens!
Libra: Getting it together only requires one step -- choosing so.
Scorpio: Huge egos are a prerequisite for legendary love stories.
Sagittarius: Love is the foundation of everything worth while.
Capricorn: Fun stress-free flirtation is the only kind that works.
Aquarius: Comfort is romance.
Pisces: You are in full control.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Mercury enters Capricorn

Feed your brain knowledge!


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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Jupiter goes direct in Taurus

Happy days are here again!

After four long months, Jupiter, the planet of luck, is moving forward again and setting up a more fluid path to happiness, as in no more heavy interruptions that make you have to question every step or make you work harder for the carrot at the end of the stick. Yes, happy days are here again!

Sing along:
Chorus:
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
Let us sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again
Altogether shout it now!
There's no one who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again
Your cares and troubles are gone;
There'll be no more from now on
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
Let us sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again

So long sad times!
Go long bad times!
We are rid of you at last
Howdy gay times!
Cloudy gray times,
You are now a thing
Of the past, cause:

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Venus enters Aquarius

Plug in and let go!

Aquarius is the sign of electricity and kink, so how apropos that today, at almost the exact minute that Venus, the pleasure planet, slipped into this freaky sign, I got a fab delivery from Babeland! Yes, lucky me got a bag of new toys from Kandi Burruss's fab new sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi! In my bag I got Kandi Kisses, a discreet vibe in the shape of a lipstick, and Happiness and Joy, a rabbit like vibe that syncs with my ipod. You know it, convenience in which you never have to be tardy for the party!

....Okay, so down to business, road testing! Obviously, with Kandi Kisses being the easiest to use, that baby got whipped out first. Not only is it discreet and soooo cute, but it's also eco-friendly, with USB rechargeability that lasts up to two hours!!! Plus, it's also made of a safe silicone and has several speeds to go at it, along with a silence that makes your private moments truly private...As for usage, LOVE IT! As a machine all about the clit, Kandi Kisses gets the job done and quickly. My only complaint was that its slim compactness does make you have to work a bit harder to get it going, as in circling all about, but that is probably just me, as I can be a lazy little fuck. However, for the travel size that it comes in, this little baby will be quite helpful on adventures in which discretion is welcome.


Now, onto the big bad girl named Happiness and Joy, one lean machine of pleasure that offers more options than premium cable TV and hours more of stimulation that is for body and mind. Of course, I will preface this with the fact I am a rather primal lady when it comes to getting off and reading all the instructions was a bit overwhelming. Thankfully, my friend Jay had the attention to sort it all out, as in how to sync up the ipod with the device--which is through a remote, not an actual piece that you also have to drag into the bed or wherever you choose to get it on, and additionally there are lots of speeds and options to work from. Ultimately, I learned I was a just a meat and potatoes girl when it came down to using this Mercedes-Benz of vibes, as I preferred it in automatic gear with consistency. While there is still many more memories to be made and facets to explore, I doubt I'll be working too hard to find them all, as the simplest method of this extraordinary machine did the trick for me and for that, I say, "Bonsai," and Hallelujah! However, while I might be a lazy fuck, it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be and if you are not like me, then this toy will keep your occupied for hours! Of course, variety is the spice of life and I do appreciate it all, so hoorah for Happiness and Joy's limitless potential, as it'll never bore me.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Full Moon Eclipse in Gemini

"Search your feelings, you know them to be true." Darth Vader

Welcome to your new life, as it's Full Moon Eclipse in Gemini time, which means the rug can get pulled out from under you in a majorly dramatic way, twisting you into a position you never thought you would have to be in. Yes, the truth will sting now, as the ones that can come now are going to be unexpected and uncalled for, but something you may have known already deep down inside...as for the most significant places you can get rocked...

Aries: Mind fucks with siblings
Taurus: Mind fucks with money
Gemini: Mind fucks with your image
Cancer: Mind fucks with the past
Leo: Mind fucks with friends
Virgo: Mind fucks with career
Libra: Mind fucks with your idea of truth
Scorpio: Mind fucks with your self control
Sagittarius: Mind fucks with partnerships
Capricorn: Mind fucks with logic
Aquarius: Mind fucks with your ego
Pisces: Mind fucks with your stability

Uranus Direct in Aries

Lead by example to start the revolution. Sa da tay!

Pootie Tang

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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Venus enters Capricorn

Money can buy love

Capricorn has no shame in loving money, so celebrate the season of Venus in Capricorn by lavishing yourself with something $$$, because money can buy love... As for which gift would be most condoned by the stars, the list is as follows... 



Aries
: Anything designer
Taurus: A plane ticket
Gemini: Lingerie
Cancer: Art
Leo: Something for your pet
Virgo: Tickets to a performance
Libra: Estate jewelry
Scorpio: A fun mini getaway
Sagittarius: 4-star dinners
Capricorn: Spa treatments
Aquarius: Shoes
Pisces: Whatever techno gadget

Friday, November 25, 2011

New Moon Partial Solar Eclipse In Sagittarius

Whaaaaat????

Get ready for a big ball of truth to plop into your life and give you an eye opening experience of the very interesting kind. Yes, this is no joke when it comes to New Moon Solar Eclipses, even if they are partial, as Sagittarius never does anything without a punch. So, as the sign of truth, epiphany, adventure and spontaneity align in the skies in such a magical way, expect results. As for what each sign can expect? A shot of spirit and awakening in these various areas:

Aries:
Your higher self

Taurus: Your sexiest self
Gemini: Your most balanced self
Cancer: Your most efficient self
Leo: Your most confident self
Virgo:Your sweetest self
Libra: Your most communicative self
Scorpio:Your most comfortable self
Sagittarius:Your ideal self
Capricorn: Your inner self
Aquarius: Your most giving self
Pisces: Your most ambitious self