Thursday, February 3, 2011

Mercury enters Aquarius


Today begins a new mental cycle that is all about stimulating your mind with innovation...and as it happens, your brain is also your biggest sex organ. So, to kick your life into a hotter gear, test drive these methods now, to rev your engine for optimum performance until February 21, 2011:

Aries (March 21-April 19): Add electricity to the mix, as in new toys and extra boys

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Do it in public

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Get it on outdoors

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Do it once and never speak about it again, even to each other

Leo (July 23- August 22): Allow entrance into new openings

Virgo (August 23- September 22): Explore a medically-themed fetish

Libra (September 23- October 22): Film your own porn

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Role-play your related, closely-related

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Cross-dress with your other, as each other, to get it on

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Do it until it falls off, set new records

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Take full dominate control

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Sometimes it has to be totally wrong to feel totally good