Venus Enters Virgo

Making It Happen



When efficiency marries pleasure, list making becomes a finer moment. No, not the sexiest sounding scenario, until you stir in the imagination. Yes, set goals and accomplish them. Do it in and out, just how you love it and life will be perfection!

As for places per sign on what to take inventory of:
Aries:  Your body. Give yourself 10 physical challenges: sexual or not.
Taurus: Your creativity. Make 10 pieces of art or craft.
Gemini: Your home. Make 10 improvements.
Cancer: Your community. Go to 10 places in your hood, to support the local economy.
Leo: Your pleasure. Buy yourself 10 new things that will last you forever (ish).
Virgo: Your courage. List 10 fears you have and confront each of them. 
Libra: Your psyche.  Write 10 things that weigh heavy in your life, why, etc. and then burn.
Scorpio: Your humanity. Do 10 good deeds anonymously.
Sagittarius: Your career. Reach out to 10 peers or mentors to talk shop.
Capricorn: Your inspiration. Read the 3 books you'd bring to a desert island, buy 7 more for friends.
Aquarius: Your sex life. Try 10 new sex tricks: positions, people, places, toys, etc.
Pisces: Your partnerships. Have 10 dates with your honey to create memories.

Venus Enters Virgo

Do What You Must, To Get Yourself Off

Venus in Virgo isn't a time romance, love and fantasy happens in the way most dream. Instead, it's the mechanics of those things that will go under the microscope.  At best, this just means fine tuning your pleasures to work for you, or at the worst, be driven like a slave for the sake of getting off. Either or, it's meant to bring out the best of your pleasures for easily accessibility and efficiency. So, as you enter this phase, which will last until August 16, put your thinking cap on for what you crave, because results is always the aim for any Virgo-esque transit, and this one happens to involve feeling good.

As per sign, what will need working on:

Aries: Being humble and of service to others.

Taurus: Enforcing your ego.

Gemini: Trusting your foundation for love to grow on.

Cancer: Speaking your needs and emotions. Saying what you want directly.

Leo: Investing into what makes you comfortable.

Virgo: Setting priorities back onto you.

Libra: Having a good conscience for all that gets you off.

Scorpio: Inciting a revolutionary attitude about love.

Sagittarius: Putting all that you love on a pedestal.

Capricorn: Allowing your spirituality to evolve.

Aquarius: Being brave to dig deeper into your emotions.

Pisces: Making sure you get what you are give.

Venus enters Virgo

Go ahead, judge.

As it goes, Venus is the planet of what gets you off and it moved into Virgo today, the sign of the critic. Smash them together and it means getting extra thrills from being catty. However, despite this being a cosmic mandate of sorts, to go balls to the wall and feel the need to state your opinions like fact, and shoot off statements like bullets, at the least, play by the rules. Realize there are certain areas of playing God that will be more entertaining than others, more auspicious, and as it goes like this:

Your Cosmic Bitch List

Aries (March 21-April 19)
People's bodies and their gross habits. The overall stupidity of humanity.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)
People's masturbations masked as creativity/other people's children.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Your family, thanks for the scars.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your siblings, the way they communicate like monkey’s with erectile dysfunction, what is up with that?

Leo (July 23- August 22)
The way people spend money and how cheap they can be.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Yourself.

Libra (September 23- October 22)
Everything from your past and how much work you had to do to clean up the mess.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
All your friends and why they aren't making you the center of their universe.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Anyone and everyone related to your career that isn't helping you get ahead.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Foreign people, as in anyone you think is weird.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
All your sex partners, past, present and future. WTF where you thinking?

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Your closest relationships and how you give and give to those ungrateful bastards.