Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sun enters Aries

It only takes a second...

Sound byte Saturdays

  • It's not that I am moody; I just have no allegiance to each moment.
  • I'm either super smart or totally psychic.
  • If being late is the only way you can make an entrance, then you're lame.
  • His ability to so easily take three fingers doesn't point to a virgin ass.
  • Men want to be needed and women need to be wanted.
  • Thank god there is no oxytocin bonding with plastic.
  • If necessity is the mother of invention, boredom is the father of luxury.
  • He's like a little turd I want to hide.
  • I could easily turn into a lady that talks to her rug.