Sound byte Saturdays
- It's not that I am moody; I just have no allegiance to each moment.
- I'm either super smart or totally psychic.
- If being late is the only way you can make an entrance, then you're lame.
- His ability to so easily take three fingers doesn't point to a virgin ass.
- Men want to be needed and women need to be wanted.
- Thank god there is no oxytocin bonding with plastic.
- If necessity is the mother of invention, boredom is the father of luxury.
- He's like a little turd I want to hide.
- I could easily turn into a lady that talks to her rug.
