Mercury Goes Retrograde In Cancer

24 Days Of Mental Disturbance...

1. 2 blown-out tires in mts of Trinidad. (Luckily, lots of    hotness to the rescue & the party went on! #bunz)

2. Leaving our Trini family... Even their car was sad, overheating soon after we were dropped off at the airport . :(

3. Zzzzzzz.........

4. 2 flat bike tires.

5. 8 credit card "customer service" agents, 2 hours later, 0 resolution...yet.

6.  A limp launch of The World Cup, even in Little Brazil.

7. Crackheads.

8. A shitious day of anti-climatic World Cup watching. Wrong predictions and Uruguay sucking hard -- but still, not as hard as Greece. Thankfully, Colombia rocked my world... I'd say more, if I knew what is actually going on. So, I won't.

9. Being stuck on a line for 30 minutes with a SMELLY person behind me that had NO sense of personal space. NO, not Mercury Rx, just me being a bitch.

10.  2 days later, still can't get my friend's ginormous TV to change channels....stupid.

Mercury is in Cancer, my solar 9th

Work idealism in a mystical way.

RUB MY NOSE FOR LUCK.





















Legend had it that this famous metal pig of Florence bestows visitors good luck through nasal petting and sticking a coin in its mouth, which water drips. Your money will then fall out, down into a grate and ca-ching, your wish is its command. However, many do just come by to rub...Do the same virtually and it may work too. If dreams come true, then plan your trip to Firenze and pay your proper dues.