Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mercury in Sagittarius trines Mars in Leo

Extol your heroes.


Can't find the whole movie...working on it...amazing, inspirational and hilarious! Netflix it if you can...otherwise, will hopefully be back with the entire movie!

...Okay, found a wonky link!

...waah, that link won't work for you unless you understand French or can read Chinese. So the best I can do is link you here, where you can rent ($4) or download ($5) to see ASAP.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sun enters Sagittarius

You're champagne, everyone else is shit.

Happiness from one of my fave filmmakers, Todd Solandz. The perfect intro to the cosmic phase of enlightenment, humor and truth...

Monday, November 16, 2009

New Moon in Scorpio

Emotional surging and purging.

New moons represent the start of new cycles, and if you're lucky enough to have one fall on your birthday, it means you are the jackpot winner of luck out of all others in your sign and in the next year one of your deepest wishes will come true! Sooo, that means, yeaaah to me!!!

..and also how awesome is today that it has its own Duran Duran song!!!! A band in which I could never of gotten through those early pubescent years without, especially Simon, the man who gave me the first case of the astral panty sweats and unknowingly ignited my career. SIMON, I LOVE YOU!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Mercury enters Sagittarius

Eye-opening mental stimulation is unavoidable.

4:09 p.m.
It’s baaaack. Just one day of warm weather and the rats are out to play. Too bad they suck at playing in traffic in my part of town…but thank god for zoom lenses, because taking these pics gave me the worst heeby geebies ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could barely inch my way over it, holding my breath and having tingly sensations running up and down my spine all the while. All I wanted to do was run, but argh, I needed these shots!!!! So sad I am more scared of it than it is of me even more when its dead — but in this case, this is way more than just dead, it's mutilated and shocking! It totally woke me up, like a shot of adrenalin after just one glimpse — and from several feet away. Damn, if they could only make coffee this strong...Maybe this is a new item I can suggest that Starbuck's can offer, images of disgustingly ravaged carcasses. Best of all: caffeine-free, fat-free and even calorie-free or minus calories in some delicate cases. Their bulimic customers will love it….just too many tangents to go off on today...Oh, and for total upchucking revulsion, click on the pic.

11:34 p.m.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Venus enters Scorpio

Love, madness and obsession...

I never thought it'd happen to me, but I totally turned into one of those people who whips out baby pictures at the drop of a hat — because my lil nephew is such perfection!!! I can't even help myself...Seriously, once you witness him, you won't be able to deny the love either...Here are some highlights of our past weekend together...

...and just so you know, he's a double Capricorn with a Leo rising. In fact, when he was being born, my brother was texting me updates, to which I let him know, "You guys better have that baby before 8:40 pm!" It was dire I get a Leo rising nephew, and I did!!!! ...and since then, he's never let me down.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Neptune goes direct in Aquarius

Daydreams no longer have to lead you astray.

Good times are back, as the planet of delusion is working in proper order once again and helping bridge fantasy to reality, making worthy escapes only a few possible thoughts away.

Dance! Dance! Dance!

(Wham! My favorite Prozac...."Let me take you to the place, Where membership's a smiling face, Brush shoulders with the stars. Where strangers take you by the hand, And welcome you to wonderland - From beneath their panamas...Club Tropicana, drinks are free, Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the sea, But don't worry, you can suntan!" ...taking anything serious after this would be impossible.)

Monday, November 2, 2009

Full moon in Taurus

Happiness, comfort and love!

...After staring at the amazing full moon last night on the corner of some random street in Brooklyn, headed to my friend's house to work on editing a video, stopping at the grocery first to scour for something to bring over...he's a Libra, so, think classy...At C-town, that would be ice cream with the word truffle on it...but unbeknownst to me, my attempt at graciousness turned me into a total hog that scarfed practically the whole container after just one taste shortly after arrival...

The point: If you want a one way ticket to heaven, Haagen-Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle is the express line...and Libras are so congenial they don't even think it's rude when you bring over something, then eat it all yourself.