Mercury Retrograde In Aquarius

Turning Convention On It's Head

Retrograde — the word that breeds fear into many. After all, it means losing more control of the little we have. Yes, the universe has a certain way of ping-ponging the energies in our lives to keep us on our toes, but none as aggravating as the one known as Mercury Retrograde. Plus, when it is in Aquarius, the sign that rules technology, you can expect this one to be one humdinger of a roller coaster ride that has no rhyme or reason. However, is there cause to fear? Not if you’re prepared!

To circumvent the anguish that is Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius, foolproof your life to make this calamity work for you:

·      Ever dream of being off the grid? Make this your chance, but do it staycation style. With Mercury ruling commuting, trips of any sort can be plagued with misadventure. Best to kill it at home with candles, books, your baby and a stockpile of snacks that can last you for days. Not only effective in realigning your chi, but being a bit green during this cosmically kooky time will score points in the world of karma.

·      Technology isn’t complete trash during this time. In fact, social media accounts you’ve been off or video games you use to play can have a renaissance now, as in logging in those old passwords and rediscovering a world you’ve left behind.

·      Aquarius rules friendships and in honor of a retrograde, be proactive by being the one to reach out to anyone from your past you’ve been thinking of apologizing to or to reconnect. Whichever the motive, a Mercury Retrograde is your rip-in-time to set relationships with history back on track.

·      Stop and edit your masterpieces. Instead of pushing to get past creative blocks, avoid anything new. Best to perfect what you have. Retrograde periods are for tightening drums and discarding red herrings. Yes, work with what you’ve got.

·      Allow yourself to be non-committal. The world will be operating at wonk level and so no matter how hard you try to resist, it won’t change. Be vague and explore. If you can avoid signing any dotted line until post-retrograde, then you’ll be playing to win.

New Moon In Aquarius

Feel The Flower Power

Today, the Sun not only enters Aquarius, but there is also a New Moon in Aquarius! This means tons of the quirky energy will disperse into the air. Yes, what drives this intellectual sign that symbolizes friendship, innovation and humanity will be what sets the tone now. This is a time to think, “We,” instead of, “Me,” and work your two cents in how the world can be a better place, if even only in your consciousness.

As for 5 ways to get your Aquarius power on:

·      Get involved in a cause! Aquarius is the sign of revolution and brotherhood, so jump into a movement you believe in or start one up. Be part of something!

·      Learn about new technological advances. Although there is a Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius coming on January 21^st, there is never a bad time to get your brain pumping to master efficiency via cutting-edge methods. However, wait for the Retrograde to end, before buying new techno gadgets.

·      Reach out to people. Whether it’s a poke or calling up an old friend, this is the time to enjoy camaraderie and bond with your fellow humans.

·      Aquarians take a unique approach to everything, including sex. As the freak sign of the zodiac, get into the Aquarian groove by testing out new sex toys. As the sign that also rules electricity, time to be buzzing with new vibrations.

·      There is an eclectic vibe to spirituality, when it comes to an Aquarian’s path to empowerment. Incorporate something new age into your routines, like meditating with crystals or going to a sweat lodge. When it comes to feeling this sign, it’s all about being part of a collective unconscious.

Sun Enters Aquarius

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity.

Mercury Enters Aquarius

Unexpected Cleverness At Work

2015 is here, kicking off with a deluge of astrological aspects that focus on innovation and being open to new approaches to life and love. So, as you dream of how you want this year to play out and what resolutions you have to make, to make it so, keep in mind these cosmic forces are on your side and play to win:

Aries: Share your creativity with the world. This is when recognition can happen.
Taurus: Home, family and settling down into your turf is your lucky star.
Gemini: Expanding your knowledge via school, classes or travel will hit home harder now.
Cancer: Long-term investments and goals will have direction like never before.
Leo: New image changes will make your star power intense.
Virgo: Clean out the baggage and start on a clean slate.
Libra: New friendships and taking on group projects with purpose will be your gold.
Scorpio: Dream career moments are in reach, so make the effort to reach out higher.
Sagittarius: Traveling the world is a spiritual journey that can change everything now.
Capricorn: Getting in tune with your sexiness in a more obvious way will revolutionize your love life.
Aquarius: Commitments and partnerships that you can rely on will fill your heart.
Pisces: Fitness goals and getting into peak condition is your power in 2015.

Venus Enters Aquarius

Your Heart Is In The Song

Mars Enters Aquarius

Perversion Trumps All

From today until January 12, 2015, your impulses will be veering to the left, as your brain and libido go haywire in a trippy way, with emotions detaching and new mental planes opening up. Yes, it’s a dawning of a new age — the transit of Mars into Aquarius, when wanting to explore theories, study humanity and create a new revolution is put on the agenda. Of course, in Mars style, it’ll also mean a sexual energy that ignites the more innovative side of you. So, to cue into that brilliance and power, realize getting your rocks off in high style will be a prerequisite to your motivation and for each sign, there are likely places to find their g-spot:

Aries: Technological sex — as in through the computer or with the latest sex gadgets, as it’ll be your geekier side that’ll want release too.
Taurus: Hitting up historical places will fuel your passions, as there will be something about ghosts past that won’t let you stop.

Gemini: Be in nature and get your grizzly-bear-love on, because it’s the smell of the forest or the scent of the sea spray that will drive you crazy now.

Cancer: Dark and scary will have an element of interest for you now, as in trying out a dangerous fetish or sneaking into a closet during a holiday party. Either or, a rush will come.
Leo: A good date is going to be necessary for you to drop your draws, even if you’ve been with your baby for 100 years. Yes, there will be something to classic courting now.
Virgo: Hit the gym with your baby or plan a workout together, because the pheromones will be intoxicating, as sweaty sex will be your ideal sex.
Libra: Going at it somewhere you may attract voyeurs will be your sort of sexy. Who knew the feel of having so many eyes on you could feel so good?
Scorpio: A place related to your career, like your office or in the boardroom, will be the power surge your ego and libido will be yearning for.
Sagittarius: Phone sex and getting a good tease is essential to your full satisfaction. When it comes to the foreplay, it’ll start with a hit of “send.” 
Capricorn: You’ll be feeling oddly more normal, in terms of your libido and not having to go far will be how you want it — as in the home court advantage of your bed.
Aquarius: You’ll be horny everywhere you go now, as your brain, body and spirit will be feeling a cosmic hype and making you at your most unpredictable. Mark your territory in new places.
Pisces: Returning to a location that has good sexual juju for you will work again. Believe that lighting can strike twice.

Full Moon In Aquarius

Look Up!

Mercury Enters Aquarius

Talking About Community.

Sorry, due to my current state of gimpiness, post surgical surrender, I'm convalescing... Check back soon, I'll be back...

Full Moon In Aquarius (The Blue Moon)

Jump Into The Future


JFK to LAX and back again, in 24 (well, 21 really) hours...There was fun, laughs, sweetness, surprise and suspense! From plane delays, a surprise wedding announcement, reunions and a hotel that looked like the place teen girls go to recover from an abortion. (However, the inside was alright, with a big and bouncy bed.) Oh, the glamour of it all!

Full Moon In Aquarius

Friends Forever
(click ↑ for creepy friendship song)

Celebrate your friends, no matter who they are! Time to spread the love!!!











Iconic TV Songs About Friendship:

New Moon In Aquarius: Chinese (and Korean) New Year! Year Of The Snake

New Beginnings

Happy New Year Y'all! Enter into the year of the snake, a year said to bring slow progress... So, keeping in mind with that, understand why this post is so late and not even anything to do with this holiday, but pertinent nonetheless, because it's chock full of info that can aid in your successes or at the least, kill time in an entertaining fashion... Link to my features for VD Day (VD, as in venereal disease day)...and a HAPPINESS BONUS: The cutest message ever from the cutest boy ever!!!!! Warning: It will warm even the blackest of hearts.

At The Frisky, I have a Quick Seduction Guide Per Sign:
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-02-12/how-to-woo-every-sign-in-the-zodiac-for-a-star-studded-valentines-day/

...And at Astrology.com I have a few fun things happening:
A Celebrity Slideshow of Fantasy Valentines:
http://www.astrology.com/dream-valentines-hollywoods-hottest/2-b-521800

How Each Sign Says, "I love you." http://www.astrology.com/how-say-i-love-you-stars-and-celebs/2-d-d-521923

...and which sign will have the best Valentine's: http://www.astrology.com/which-stars-will-have-most-romantic-valentine-s-day/2-d-d-521804

Venus Enters Aquarius

Interesting loves.
 
Meet my two albino African Dwarf frogs:

A face only a frogophile can love.

What a ham!

Straddling Penis Rock 

UPDATE: Two Names Have Been Found! Meet Big Treasure and Little Treasure, named after Dlisted's Hot Sluts of Day! ...and so you know, the bigger one is the girl, as this is how it is in the A.A.D.F world. ...Although Little Treasure could also be a girl, who knows? I do know one thing though, L.T. is not the bright one of the two. Using their sight, not smell, to find food, L.T. is the only one that attempts to eat the plastic fish decor over and over again, while ignoring the actual food all over. Whatever, I didn't get them to do my taxes.

Sun Enters Aquarius, Towards My Mid-Heaven

Applause, Applause...

Click ME to read about what sex positions go best for each sign according to Cosmo Latinas with expertise via me. 

Mercury Enters Aquarius

Emotions Don't Matter Now.

Whore's Glory
(Click on title for full steaming.)

Mars Enters Aquarius

The Spirit Of The Times: Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas Story 
(Click on above for streaming links of the full movie)

What this movie has to do with Mars in Aquarius, I don't know. I just love it and glad they are endlessly looping this on TV today, because this is a movie worth looping endlessly.
My favorite scene:

Full Moon in Aquarius

Thank you for being a friend...

Happy full moon in Aquarius! A day to celebrate friendship and do some extra bonding with your bestie, to fall back in love, just like your earlier days. Of the places or activities you would be at the optimum to give and feel the love, the suggestions are as follows:

Aries (March 21-April 19): Volunteer together; rack up karma as a team.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Eat at several of your favorite posh restaurants, to see and be seen.

Gemini (May 21- June 20: In nature, feeling one with all in whatever way your curiosities lead you.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Clubbing and whatever fuels your decadent natures

Leo (July 23- August 22): Cultural events that require dressing up.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): At the gym and/or spa, nothing like sweating it out together.

Libra (September 23- October 22): At the movies, or having a marathon at home.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Time at the beach or bonding poolside, whatever floats your boat.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): On a weekend road trip, destination unknown.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Visiting your old haunts, loving your traditions and streamlining new ones.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): At an amusement park, or checking out something adventurous, like zip-lining or skydiving.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Dance the night and day away, get ready with shoe shopping and cocktails.

Mercury in Aquarius

Jump the shark!

Time to switch things up and get your mind moving in a bigger, fuller way, as in churning up the uniqueness on your ride to happiness, because when Mercury hit Aquarius this afternoon at 1:12pm (until February 13) it meant for you to take a new turn and move away for the boring story lines in your life, for something more innovative and revolutionary...And as per areas per sign in which to rezone your world, it is as follows:

Aries: friendships

Taurus: convention

Gemini: purpose

Cancer: power

Leo: equality

Virgo: health

Libra: creativity

Scorpio: family

Sagittarius: curiosity

Capricorn: security

Aquarius: self

Pisces: karma

New Moon In Aquarius/Chinese New Year!

Happy Year of the Yang Water Dragon! Chinese New Year 4709!

Happy New Year Y'all, it's the year of the black water dragon, which means time to reset your goals and start off again. As for what your Chinese zodiac animal is and what this year brings, click here: http://www.almasryalyoum.com/en/node/614791

As for making the most of this year, superstitions to avoid on this day for a happy year, according to About.com:

1. Dirty Doings
Put your feet up and relax. Certainly the most enjoyable of the Chinese New Year superstitions, sweeping and cleaning is strictly forbidden. The Chinese believe cleaning means you'll sweep all of your good luck out the front door.

2. Time to Come Clean
Before you can enjoy number two, you need to give the house a full spring clean, before putting cleaning tools in the cupboard on New Year's Eve.

3. Read Between the Lines
Be sure to stock up on reading materials before Chinese New Year, as Hong Kong's bookshops will be padlocked tight. In Cantonese, book is a homonym for 'lose'.

4. Choppy Waters
Make sure you avoid rough seas in the new year by not buying shoes over the holiday period. In Cantonese, shoes are a homonym for 'rough'.

5. Balance the Books
If you're in debt, it's time to dip into your pockets and pay people off. The Chinese believe that if you start the new year in the red, you'll finish it the same way.

6. Ghostly Conversations
Caught round a campfire over the holiday period? No ghost stories. Tales of death, dying and ghosts is considered supremely inauspicious, especially during Chinese New Year.

7. Lady in Red
Chinese New Year is packed with colors, and while all the colors of the rainbow bring good luck, it's the color red that is considered the ultimate luck bringer.

8. Sweet Year
Hong Kongers have a sweet touch at the best of times, but Chinese New Year offers the perfect chance to raid the sweet shop, as eating candies is said to deliver a sweeter year.

Sun in Aquarius

Change yourself, change the world!


Revolution
Writer: LENNON, JOHN WINSTON / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
For people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right
Ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
All right, all right
All right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right

Venus enters Aquarius

Plug in and let go!

Aquarius is the sign of electricity and kink, so how apropos that today, at almost the exact minute that Venus, the pleasure planet, slipped into this freaky sign, I got a fab delivery from Babeland! Yes, lucky me got a bag of new toys from Kandi Burruss's fab new sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi! In my bag I got Kandi Kisses, a discreet vibe in the shape of a lipstick, and Happiness and Joy, a rabbit like vibe that syncs with my ipod. You know it, convenience in which you never have to be tardy for the party!

....Okay, so down to business, road testing! Obviously, with Kandi Kisses being the easiest to use, that baby got whipped out first. Not only is it discreet and soooo cute, but it's also eco-friendly, with USB rechargeability that lasts up to two hours!!! Plus, it's also made of a safe silicone and has several speeds to go at it, along with a silence that makes your private moments truly private...As for usage, LOVE IT! As a machine all about the clit, Kandi Kisses gets the job done and quickly. My only complaint was that its slim compactness does make you have to work a bit harder to get it going, as in circling all about, but that is probably just me, as I can be a lazy little fuck. However, for the travel size that it comes in, this little baby will be quite helpful on adventures in which discretion is welcome.

Now, onto the big bad girl named Happiness and Joy, one lean machine of pleasure that offers more options than premium cable TV and hours more of stimulation that is for body and mind. Of course, I will preface this with the fact I am a rather primal lady when it comes to getting off and reading all the instructions was a bit overwhelming. Thankfully, my friend Jay had the attention to sort it all out, as in how to sync up the ipod with the device--which is through a remote, not an actual piece that you also have to drag into the bed or wherever you choose to get it on, and additionally there are lots of speeds and options to work from. Ultimately, I learned I was a just a meat and potatoes girl when it came down to using this Mercedes-Benz of vibes, as I preferred it in automatic gear with consistency. While there is still many more memories to be made and facets to explore, I doubt I'll be working too hard to find them all, as the simplest method of this extraordinary machine did the trick for me and for that, I say, "Bonsai," and Hallelujah! However, while I might be a lazy fuck, it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be and if you are not like me, then this toy will keep your occupied for hours! Of course, variety is the spice of life and I do appreciate it all, so hoorah for Happiness and Joy's limitless potential, as it'll never bore me.