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Showing posts with label Venus enters Aquarius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venus enters Aquarius. Show all posts
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Friday, February 1, 2013
Venus Enters Aquarius
Interesting loves.
Meet my two albino African Dwarf frogs:
UPDATE: Two Names Have Been Found! Meet Big Treasure and Little Treasure, named after Dlisted's Hot Sluts of Day! ...and so you know, the bigger one is the girl, as this is how it is in the A.A.D.F world. ...Although Little Treasure could also be a girl, who knows? I do know one thing though, L.T. is not the bright one of the two. Using their sight, not smell, to find food, L.T. is the only one that attempts to eat the plastic fish decor over and over again, while ignoring the actual food all over. Whatever, I didn't get them to do my taxes.
Meet my two albino African Dwarf frogs:
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| A face only a frogophile can love. |
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| What a ham! |
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| Straddling Penis Rock |
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Venus enters Aquarius
Plug in and let go!
Aquarius is the sign of electricity and kink, so how apropos that today, at almost the exact minute that Venus, the pleasure planet, slipped into this freaky sign, I got a fab delivery from Babeland! Yes, lucky me got a bag of new toys from Kandi Burruss's fab new sex toy line, Bedroom Kandi! In my bag I got Kandi Kisses, a discreet vibe in the shape of a lipstick, and Happiness and Joy, a rabbit like vibe that syncs with my ipod. You know it, convenience in which you never have to be tardy for the party!
....Okay, so down to business, road testing! Obviously, with Kandi Kisses being the easiest to use, that baby got whipped out first. Not only is it discreet and soooo cute, but it's also eco-friendly, with USB rechargeability that lasts up to two hours!!! Plus, it's also made of a safe silicone and has several speeds to go at it, along with a silence that makes your private moments truly private...As for usage, LOVE IT! As a machine all about the clit, Kandi Kisses gets the job done and quickly. My only complaint was that its slim compactness does make you have to work a bit harder to get it going, as in circling all about, but that is probably just me, as I can be a lazy little fuck. However, for the travel size that it comes in, this little baby will be quite helpful on adventures in which discretion is welcome.
Now, onto the big bad girl named Happiness and Joy, one lean machine of pleasure that offers more options than premium cable TV and hours more of stimulation that is for body and mind. Of course, I will preface this with the fact I am a rather primal lady when it comes to getting off and reading all the instructions was a bit overwhelming. Thankfully, my friend Jay had the attention to sort it all out, as in how to sync up the ipod with the device--which is through a remote, not an actual piece that you also have to drag into the bed or wherever you choose to get it on, and additionally there are lots of speeds and options to work from. Ultimately, I learned I was a just a meat and potatoes girl when it came down to using this Mercedes-Benz of vibes, as I preferred it in automatic gear with consistency. While there is still many more memories to be made and facets to explore, I doubt I'll be working too hard to find them all, as the simplest method of this extraordinary machine did the trick for me and for that, I say, "Bonsai," and Hallelujah! However, while I might be a lazy fuck, it doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be and if you are not like me, then this toy will keep your occupied for hours! Of course, variety is the spice of life and I do appreciate it all, so hoorah for Happiness and Joy's limitless potential, as it'll never bore me.
....Okay, so down to business, road testing! Obviously, with Kandi Kisses being the easiest to use, that baby got whipped out first. Not only is it discreet and soooo cute, but it's also eco-friendly, with USB rechargeability that lasts up to two hours!!! Plus, it's also made of a safe silicone and has several speeds to go at it, along with a silence that makes your private moments truly private...As for usage, LOVE IT! As a machine all about the clit, Kandi Kisses gets the job done and quickly. My only complaint was that its slim compactness does make you have to work a bit harder to get it going, as in circling all about, but that is probably just me, as I can be a lazy little fuck. However, for the travel size that it comes in, this little baby will be quite helpful on adventures in which discretion is welcome.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Venus enters Aquarius
Unleasing your love for humanity...
From today until March 27th, it's your time to detach. Yes, forget who you think you are and look at things from a new light, because as it goes, the pleasure planet of Venus has moved into quirky-turkey sign of humanity, Aquarius, throwing a sense of distance and weirdness into the mix with all things love, beauty, and comfort--which means time to change it up, step off onto a new route and explore new ways to turn it out...
To help make this ride a tad more interesting and exciting, here are some fun tips on how to make the most of the aloof Aquarius vibe and give back to yourself -- as in fun role-playing ideas that can take you out of yourself, but still get you off! After all, you will never know, until you walk in another's shoes...
Aries (March 21-April 19): Play a couple you know.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): Banker and foreclosure victim.
Gemini (May 21- June 20): Cult leader and devotee.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Dungeon master and slave.
Leo (July 23- August 22): Artist and muse.
Virgo (August 23- September 22): Pervy professor and teacher's pet.
Libra (September 23- October 22): Rockstar and groupie.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Parent and babysitter.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Geeky teens.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Two mutes.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Soldier and prison of war.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Patient and doctor.
From today until March 27th, it's your time to detach. Yes, forget who you think you are and look at things from a new light, because as it goes, the pleasure planet of Venus has moved into quirky-turkey sign of humanity, Aquarius, throwing a sense of distance and weirdness into the mix with all things love, beauty, and comfort--which means time to change it up, step off onto a new route and explore new ways to turn it out...To help make this ride a tad more interesting and exciting, here are some fun tips on how to make the most of the aloof Aquarius vibe and give back to yourself -- as in fun role-playing ideas that can take you out of yourself, but still get you off! After all, you will never know, until you walk in another's shoes...
Aries (March 21-April 19): Play a couple you know.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): Banker and foreclosure victim.
Gemini (May 21- June 20): Cult leader and devotee.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Dungeon master and slave.
Leo (July 23- August 22): Artist and muse.
Virgo (August 23- September 22): Pervy professor and teacher's pet.
Libra (September 23- October 22): Rockstar and groupie.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Parent and babysitter.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Geeky teens.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Two mutes.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Soldier and prison of war.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Patient and doctor.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Venus enters Aquarius
Eccentric stimulations begin.
House is the most fun movie I've seen in ages! If you live in NYC, HOUSE is currently playing at IFC for at least the next week, so check it out. Otherwise, just watch this trailer over and over again.
Wikipedia Plot Summary:
A teenage girl named Gorgeous discovers that her widowed father has begun dating again. Furthermore, Gorgeous' father has cancelled the yearly summer vacation that father and daughter take every year in order to stay near his new girlfriend, who he intends on marrying. Furious, Gorgeous impulsively invites her friends to come with her to her aunt's house, despite not having seen the aunt in years.
Arriving, they find the aunt, a wheelchair user, and agree to fix up her run down estate located in the woods. However, unknown to anyone, the aunt is secretly a vampire who feeds off the flesh of virgin women who stumble upon her home. Possessing her niece, the aunt murders the girls one by one with help from her bewitched house. In the end, the aunt takes over Gorgeous' body so she can go on waiting for her long lost fiancé, who went missing in action during World War II.
(Although this is what the synopsis says, the plot is the least interesting part of this movie, as it's all about the special effects, the surreal vintage porn-like style cinematography and absurd dialogue that makes this flick a true winner!)
House is the most fun movie I've seen in ages! If you live in NYC, HOUSE is currently playing at IFC for at least the next week, so check it out. Otherwise, just watch this trailer over and over again.
Wikipedia Plot Summary:
A teenage girl named Gorgeous discovers that her widowed father has begun dating again. Furthermore, Gorgeous' father has cancelled the yearly summer vacation that father and daughter take every year in order to stay near his new girlfriend, who he intends on marrying. Furious, Gorgeous impulsively invites her friends to come with her to her aunt's house, despite not having seen the aunt in years.
Arriving, they find the aunt, a wheelchair user, and agree to fix up her run down estate located in the woods. However, unknown to anyone, the aunt is secretly a vampire who feeds off the flesh of virgin women who stumble upon her home. Possessing her niece, the aunt murders the girls one by one with help from her bewitched house. In the end, the aunt takes over Gorgeous' body so she can go on waiting for her long lost fiancé, who went missing in action during World War II.
(Although this is what the synopsis says, the plot is the least interesting part of this movie, as it's all about the special effects, the surreal vintage porn-like style cinematography and absurd dialogue that makes this flick a true winner!)
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