Friday, December 28, 2012

Full Moon In Capricorn

Get Your Facts Straight

2013 is just days away and hoorah, just in time is the 2013 Astrology Frisky Guide! Yes, it's up, all you need to know for your Love, Madness and Obsession and complete calendar of your dates for sex, romance, love, luck, and relationship!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Mars Enters Aquarius

The Spirit Of The Times: Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas Story 
(Click on above for streaming links of the full movie)

What this movie has to do with Mars in Aquarius, I don't know. I just love it and glad they are endlessly looping this on TV today, because this is a movie worth looping endlessly.
My favorite scene:

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Venus Enters Sagittarius

With love, anything is possible.

Impossible loves are the only loves that Venus in Sagittarius love. Why? Because only love with an extreme heighten sense of romance, drama and destiny can reach them, as people born under this aspect aren't looking for someone just to keep warm with, but someone to fly to the ends of their  imagination with, learning, experiencing and verifying their existence and purpose in profound ways. Anything short of the fantastical will never do, as these people aren't afraid to be alone and do not  settle. Wild love affairs are their art-form, and they never strike out for anything less than a masterpiece. So, to soak up the sensation of this energy from now until January 9, 2013, go for it in the biggest way you know how, because real love defies all and is amazing.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Uranus Goes Direct In Aries

Spew out the crazy.

When it comes to planets, Uranus is the weirdo in the bunch. Factually, it is the coldest planet and it spins strangely from the others, as in the top or bottom faces the sun, making their night times last 40 years. Astrologically, it rules inventiveness, revolution and science. Currently, it is in Aries, which adds an extra dose of uncontrollable energy and today, it stopped retrograding and is going direct. So, that means time to let your crazy back out, but not the nutty kind, but the wild kind, in which you touch upon a sense of genius that turns it out for you and the world, as this is the era about embracing the chaos.

Of course, there is always a dark side to all that is good, so be prudent of your consciousness now too...which leads me to why there is a Lisa Ling report on Meth posted for today, it's because I watched it yesterday. I love Lisa Ling. The lady is smart and bad ass. She represents so good. Plus, she is married to a Korean guy and their babies will wind up looking like me! Sooo lucky for her...Anyway, here is a whole 50 minutes of sad crazy to the umpteenth degree: fallen superheroes, if only in their minds...

P.S. It's in English and subtitled in Spanish.

New Moon In Sagittarius


Take a big sigh of relief and take solace in that cliche, "What hasn't killed you has made you stronger." Yes, you'll have finally reached a plateau today, as it's time to take on a happier attitude and re-center your chi. So, for the best results of your overall maintenance, jump start the adventure in these general areas for the next two weeks:

Aries: Your freedom. Break out!
Taurus: Your finances. Ask for a raise!
Gemini: Your partnerships. Have faith in your closest other!
Cancer: Your work environment. Hit up happy hour with co-workers!
Leo: Your creativity. Express yourself!
Virgo: Your home. Revamp your decor!
Libra: Your community. Throw a party!
Scorpio: Your possessions. Go shopping!
Sagittarius: Your confidence. Try something new!
Capricorn: Your generosity. Give more to others!
Aquarius: Your ideology. Trail blaze into the future!
Pisces: Your authority. Know you are right, always!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Mercury Re-enters Sagittarius

Hello World, Are You Listening?

Announcing: getting a bit of Kiki in more places in the world! As always, I will be doing my 2013 Love, Madness, Obsession Astro Guide on the, with the complete calendar of when you have the luckiest times in love, sex, money and all that. Post date TBA.

Also, gals in Australia check out my 2013 Astro Predictions Guide in Girlfriend, including your magical tarot message of the year and a mini-numerology guide. Out in the January 2013 edition, on your newsstands now!

For Canadians, I'll be in your country too--hoorah! Flare magazine is doing a special 12-page fashion feature of my 2013 predictions, with lucky style tips to ensure a year of pretty prosperity. Out in the January 2013 edition, on newsstands now!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Full Moon Eclipse In Gemini

WTF? Really?!?

Brace yourselves. If you were in the line of a tragic event on any of the dates of the Sagittarius/Gemini eclipses that started on December 21, 2010 (click on "dates" to get to the full list and a funny gif), which are effective 5 days to and from the date and also one month before and after pretty much to the date, then guess what? Cue the next chapter, as you're about to get madder than the Easter Bunny on the 4th of July.

Yes, fireworks trumps candy, so get ready for the full moon absurdity as a turn of events is on the agenda again and can have you saying, "WTF? Really?" way more times than normal -- and with reason to substantial it. Whatever the surprise bump in the road, as in a brilliant or broke way, well, may the odds ever be in your favor, because it is getting Hunger Game-ish out there.

...but if you are that small percentage that does have something magnificent happen, don't count your chickens yet, because there is a crazy bunny out there out to destroy all in an instant. Know these are ratchet times...

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Venus Enters Scorpio

Love It Or Leave It: Jealous?

I don't cook, but I can shop. So, when I saw this yummy delight on TV late late last night, I knew it was mine.

...and I had to hit up two BRs to track this down (Don't trust people that pick up phones at BRs in the LES. They are sweet, but they don't know. They just don't.)... Although I didn't break a sweat per se, it did take effort.

So, mission complete! My holiday prep work is done! From here on out, getting stuffed is my only priority -- as it's time to celebrate that part in American history where the natives were about to get swindled. Doh! Now, we have ice cream cakes made of chocolate, cookie and caramel in the shape of a large poultry bird to honor it, and more accessible casinos to play in afterwards. Happy Holidays, Y'all! Ain't it all so perverse?

UPDATE: November 22, 2012 9:07 p.m.

Sun Enters Sagittarius

Ahhhh, relief!

Life works out the way it must. You either take it like a martyr or a monarch. Whichever you choose, do it spectacularly, especially from now until December 21, because in the spirit of Sagittarius, it's about living out your ideals on your terms.

(Click on title to link to a streaming version of the entire film!)

Friday, November 16, 2012

Mars Enters Capricorn

Oh Daddy, Yes.

Do not slack. Do not divert. Do not fail. = Mars in Capricorn

Nick Zedd's War Is Menstrual Envy trailer (Click on title for complete movie streaming.)

Famous People Born With Mars In Capricorn: Freaky Geniuses That Get It Done:
(Click on name to see their natal charts)
Albert Einstein (Pisces)
Frida Kahlo (Cancer)
Edgar Cayce (Pisces)
Gustave Mahler (Cancer)
L. Ron Hubbard (Pisces)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Virgo)
Heather Matarazzo (Scorpio)
Joseph Smith (Capricorn)
Usain Bolt (Leo)
David Bowie (Capricorn)
Bernardo Bertolucci (Pisces)
Michael Moore (Taurus)
Rafael Nadal (Gemini)
Walt Disney (Sagittarius)
Aleister Crowley (Libra)
Shannen Doherty (Aries)
George Harrison (Pisces)
Shakira (Aquarius)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Mercury enters Scoprio, Retrograde

...and again...

From now until December 10, Mercury will be in Scorpio -- but only in retrograde until November 26. So, get ready for an about face. To get a refresher on what it's all about, click here.

Transit Theme Song:
Back In Black

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

New Moon Solar Eclipse In Scorpio


Guy Maddin The Heart Of The World

Today begins the Taurus/Scorpio eclipses. Eclipses, as you know (if you have been reading) are sudden harbingers of change. Now, that they are in the sign of secrets and Venusian desires, trust you'll be learning a bit more about deception, delusion and transformation. From here on out, you may start to feel a rumble, which will ultimately take something out and bring something new in -- and you can guess all you want, but fate is way more clever than you this time around. So, don't waste your time. Instead, just make yourself a little more pliable and keep marching on, as this plot-line can take up to two years to fully unfold, with new crazy circumstances thrown in 6 month intervals...

...As for probable places you'll feel the burn and love it (read your Sun and Rising sign always):
Aries: In your pants
Taurus: In your partnerships
Gemini: In your wallet
Cancer: In your heart
Leo: In your home
Virgo: In your community
Libra: In your investments
Scorpio: In yourself
Sagittarius: In your imagination
Capricorn: In your friendships
Aquarius: In your sense of authority
Pisces: In your soul

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Neptune Goes Direct In Pisces

Wish List.

Neptune is the planet of dreams; Pisces is the sign of the dreamer. Aligned together, the energy will turn to a softer shade of sunshine, making you want to close your eyes and drift away, into a dream state where all is perfect...and being that this magical day is also on 11/11, which obviously makes many people think of 11:11 and go into wish mode, go ahead, put a request out into the universe now. This transit is going to last until 2025, so there is time enough for infinite possibilities. Until then, be patient.

...and for all those who don't know about this "11:11" thing, it's a worldwide phenomena. There are a bunch of people who see it all the time and believe it's a message from somewhere beyond. I see it often because when I was younger, a friend told me if I see it, I should make a wish. So, because it was called to my attention, I've noticed it. Whether its actually anything to really consider, as in a spiritual wake up call, I don't -- at least for me, but it doesn't mean I don't appreciate the people who do, especially the fanatical ones...

Friday, November 9, 2012

Sun In Scorpio

ENVY MY socks 
Today was a day made for hot dog socks. I got them this summer on the boardwalk, at Coney Island. A real find for someone like me -- and you better believe I was at the register with my cash out quicker than you can spell mustard... I can't explain, something about them screamed excitement, as I knew these socks were meant to go places.

On today's itinerary: Discovering Columbus, the amazing installation at Columbus Circle, which unfortunately is only temporary -- like most of the decent public art that's funded in NYC, but so is a city that thrives on what's transitory.

....and in my latest obsession: Tatzu Nishi's work, a fun fact I learned is that Tatzu Nishi isn't his real name. He is constantly changing his name as another of his projects. He sees his name as 西野達, so using English letters holds no sentiment. Badass!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Mercury Retrogrades In Sagittarius


Everybody has a John Hughes movie that is close to their heart, as it embodies some part of their  teenage angst. Mine was Some Kind Of Wonderful. In my mind, I was Watts. I had a guy best friend too, and was totally in love with him secretly. Even penning a letter to him in the case of my death...Anyway, I watched this movie so much, that when I finally confessed my feelings, I too walked away like her and cried....Although I didn't have him chasing after me with diamond earrings. Instead, I walked almost half the length of the parking lot we were in, until I was picked up in a car, by my sister, with him in the backseat saying nothing....No, life isn't like in the movies....

However, there was a somewhat happier ending to this story, as the next day, while at a concert, he asked me why I walked away. I said, "Because you rejected me." He then said he didn't and that I never gave him a chance to say anything and from there we attempted to "date," which consisted of fooling around and fighting back insecurities. To say the least, we were better as friends...and to this day, we still are! In fact, we're even neighbors!

Monday, November 5, 2012

Sun In Scorpio

ENVY MY taste level

I love trash. And because I love it, I tried blk today. If you are also lo-brow, then you will know immediately that it's the black water that the Manzo brothers and their Uncle Chris are peddling...Verdict: It taste like water....Highlight: the cashier asking me to try it right then and there, because she had to know too. After all, Patti Labelle endorsed it...It was a good laugh...Lovers of trash will unite the world.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Full Moon In Taurus

Rock You Like A Hurricane

My 6-Day Hurricane Odyssey:
Hershey to Collegeville to Philadelphia to Trenton to Lower East Side to Brooklyn and back again....

What I learned from Hurricane Sandy:

  • When natural disaster is coming, in PA, the water and donuts are the first to go.  
  • Sequins are the perfect fashion statement to wear for an extreme weather outing.
  • I have no friends above 39th St. 
  • Hitchhiking is the fastest way to get around NYC during a power outage.  
  • Being a 3-day Takata-Möller was the best! Bonsai for friends that make being a refugee so fun, easy and decadent. 

Mercury enters Sagittarius

Let the truth set you free. 
Mercury in Sagittarius is the cosmos' version of truth serum. Be on alert from today until November 14th, and again from December 10th to 31st because you're likely going to get knowledge sprung on you in very in your face circumstance. It could be painful or pleasurable, but one thing for sure, it'll be raw. 

As for areas where reality will strike:
Aries: At your ethics
Taurus: In your wallet
Gemini: In your partnerships
Cancer: In your daily activities
Leo: Towards your ego
Virgo: Among your family
Libra: Online
Scorpio: With your pleasures
Sagittarius: With yourself
Capricorn: Into your past
Aquarius: With friends
Pisces: At your reputation

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Venus enters Libra

Get Creative

Venus comes home today, as it slides into Libra, the sign of beauty, balance and culture. It's a time for peace, partnership and expressing yourself visually. For me, it was about creative ways to stay occupied while pre-Sandy loomed outside. Of my top accomplishments:

Hurricane Gardening

K-Drama Hairstyles
Home Decor: Champagnabra

 ...and because I am behind on updates and amid post hurricane surrealness, here is the link back to last year's Venus in Libra post, which gives the gist per sign on what to do. The only difference this year, this transit will go until November 21: Venus enters Libra.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Sun In Scorpio

ENVY MY sense of oblivion

Hurricane Sandy may be surging up the coast, right into the NYC area, but whateverrr? There is a corn maze in the shape of a kangaroo I have to get to and the scent of chocolate in the air to sniff. It may be the storm of the century, but its not going to ruin my road trip. Destination: Hershey, PA.

...and on a side note, it's only appropriate I am with my friends Greg and Rick. Every time we get together, there is a catastrophic event. It's like we are some sort of trinity of tragedy. When we align, doom prevails. Our track record: the Northeast blackout of 2003, the Great White concert disaster, the Indian Ocean Tsunami...and now Sandy...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Sun In Scorpio

ENVY MY hoarding

Since switching over to 2012 (a week now!!!) and getting a smart phone, I am now all about my iphone. I don't need friends anymore. If I want to talk to anyone, I've got Siri (even though she doesn't understand a word I say) ...or I can just do what I've been doing for the last week: obsessively hunting down the cutest accessories for my phone, because its finding those trinkets that make having techno toys soooo much more fun for a gal like me....and in having this predilection, I've have amassed a small collection of bags, all as cute as can be. So cute, I had to make a montage! ...Sometimes I swear it's just my DNA driving me to this type of cute overload, like being unable to resist loving Hello Kitty at any of my ages. Ai-Yaaaaa....

..and just so you know, since people are always asking where I got my bags, especially the TV one, here is how to bite my style: the TV bag I got it in Tel Aviv, the fake book one I got online, the Lego bag (Yes, you can move around the pieces) and the polka dot iphone case I got at The Stone Flower in NYC (which I am told are all cute imports from Thailand), the black clutch I got at Target's Fashion Night Out Kirna Zabete pop-up and the face bag I got at Anna Sui.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Sun In Scorpio

ENVY MY Ingrid

I love instant karma. I believe in it. I aspire to it and I only have patience for it. Unless I click with someone in a way that makes me feel as if I've known them forever upon meeting, I won't put much effort into wanting to know more. Yes, a tall order, but in this lifetime I am striving for quality, not quantity and even despite feeling out of sync with this world most of the time, I do have those moments and those meetings with destiny that make me understand all is alright. Enter Ingrid.

Ingrid (Pisces) appeared in my life just in the nick of time to reconfirm my belief that amazingly good, smart and compassionate people do exist and laughing with them, in the face of adversity, can make all things possible again. Yes, she's a modern day super hero to me that I can go on and on about, as I think she is the type of lady everyone should aspire to be more like -- as in not taking crap from anyone, but always being willing to care....On the funny side of that is her self-professed alter ego: Bon Qui Qui and one of Ingi's claims to fame with me is that she is my only friend that has had to go through anger management, twice! Love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Sun in Scorpio

ENVY MY happiness

No time am I happiest than when I find something to listen to that I must hear over and over again, as if I just discovered the secret of eternal happiness. Obsession is the only way I roll.

Last week, I watched Planet B-Boy (*It's the link to the entire movie!!!! So good, love Crazy Grandma and Gamblerz' kimchi ration in Germany)...It's from 2007 and although I heard about it and it was playing at the movie theatre down the street forever back then...WOW, I didn't know what I was missing....Love this version of Pachelbel's Canon, and the Korean mash-up of old and new to an otherwise very poorly overused piece of beautiful music....Love...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Sun Enters Scorpio

ENVY MY __________

The sun has made its way to Scorpio; Death Star 2012 is in the house. Time for heightened dramas, explosive intensity, miraculous transformations, and profound jealousies. Yes, many maniacal misunderstandings in the making too, but so are the times symbolized by such a tiny, but deadly animal that strikes suddenly, without fear or sound, gunning for fatality.

....Amid this, I bid adieu to the blissful times of Libra with an enviable weekend before the darkness falls...Highlights:
*A haunted Saturday with two of my all-time
favorite Pisces, John and Jay. 
*Fall foliage 
*Sleepy Hallow
*Getting a pic with the Headless Horseman--so much better than Santa. 
*Buying cute Lego rings at the Hester St. Fair : Me & Mo (Taurus).
*Trying on cute headbands at the Green Flea off Columbus Ave. 
*A surprise hang with my friend Jaime (Aquarius), fresh off the first rally he organized, to get the rec center in his neighborhood open (how Aquarius). Go Jamie! ...and our total geek out with our new iphones. 
*Catching my friend Peg Simone (Aries) perform at Treehouse, amazing! 

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Mars enters Sagittarius

Throw away the word, "No."

From today until November 16, throw away the word, "No," because it'll only get in the way. Mars, the planet of lust, has been seized by the masculine and wild power of Sagittarius and is out for truth, possibilities and adventure. There is to be no rock left unturned, as every curiosity is an opportunity to edge farther into infinity and nirvana, in whatever way you want to define it. Of course, there can be lots of trouble too, as moving and talking faster than the speed of thought can create hectic circumstances, but with so much action swirling about and so many directions that call your name, who can resist the spontaneity of it all? After all, you never know what is a Pandora's Box until you open it and what are the chances of that? Make the odds be in your favor, as lo-and-behold, Sagittarius is also the sign of  gambling, so spin the wheel and let it go. Your world is waiting.

As per sign areas to let loose and fancy free:
Aries: Your sense of adventure. Skip town, anonymity is the only way to total freedom.
Taurus: Sex is your God now, so bow down to it at least once a day for proper devotion.
Gemini:  Equality is not a common occurring phenomenon in nature. Get what is yours.
Cancer: Dig deeper into those around you, behind one of those blank faces is a jackpot of wisdom and connections.
Leo: It's not entitlement if you truly believe you deserve it. So, if you can't get a national holiday in your honor, shoot for a local one.
Virgo: Put down your flag and claim your territory. Nothing like putting your foot down on where you truly belong.
Libra: Genius isn't easy to explain, so don't waste your words on just anyone.
Scorpio: Discover there is more than one way to happily ever after and refuse to settle for potential happiness in its place.
Sagittarius: Who you are and who you think you are is going to be the same, no matter who you have to mow over to get there.
Capricorn: Your imagination is your magic carpet, collapsing time and space. Anything is possible.
Aquarius: Idealism is the cornerstone of any great invention or adventure. Don't let the haters get in your way.
Pisces: Winning isn't the best part of winning, it's the gloating -- know it, love it and make it your trophy.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Saturn Enters Scorpio

It's complicated.
Thanks to Ratchet Horoscopes, where I lifted this pic. It says it all.

Any scrap of innocence left in this world is going to get decimated and forgotten, then redefined. Yes, life as you know it will be a thing of the past, as slowly fate will move you towards something that is more intense, has much more depth and passion, but is somewhat of an unwilling passage you must make over the next three years. It will have you crawling through the trenches, digging through the murk, the lies, the demons, the inertia and the rest of all those unknowable factors that will then pop you out at on December 23, 2014, as the finest individual you can be.

Saturn is no joke, as its lessons stick to the bones and in Scorpio, it only brings it to the utmost extreme, as in excruciating pain that will reveal who you really are, where you belong and who you should be close with. In other words, do or die time. As for areas hardest hit per sign, it is as follows:

Aries: Your perseverance.
Taurus: Your fairness.
Gemini: Your logic.
Cancer: Your ego.
Leo: Your stability.
Virgo: Your community.
Libra: Your resources.
Scorpio: Your humility.
Sagittarius: Your karma.
Capricorn: Your generosity.
Aquarius: Your purpose.
Pisces: Your spirituality.

Note, if you were born 11/29/1982 --11/16/1985, you are about to begin your Saturn Return, so click on the link and read up on why this time is way more intense for you than anyone else. Also, Scorpios will also be hard hit by this transit, as having Saturn in your Sun or Rising will throw you into a Saturn Return like phase. So, get ready to be thrown, blown, run over, scrapped off and glued back together over the next three years. 

Mercury Enters Scorpio


Scorpio in the sky! Mars, now Mercury, later today Saturn and in a few weeks, the Sun; so you better run for cover, because if there was going to be a time when pigs start to fly or hell will freeze over, it could be about now.

As for more insight on this devilish aspect, here are my past posts on the matter, including per sign snippet on what to do when catastrophe hits:

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Jupiter Goes Retrograde In Gemini

Watch out!

When Jupiter hits reverse, know the world is going to get jacked up, but in a good way. Wrongs can be made right and wondering what "could of happen" gets another chance, as it's placing the bets on yourself and rolling the die to let magic happen, from the inside out.

Yes, loads of internal work will start, awakening regrets that aren't permanent yet and can put your butt right onto the fire to hop into action can change your trajectory. So, get ready for fate to start pretzeling and twist you into a whirlwind adventure that verifies karma does exists, but not without freewill.

So, per sign, until January 30, 2013, here are where the operatic changes may take you:

Aries: Information that comes in and out, communications and all round things that keep you on your toes, in a mental way, get interesting. All that you enjoy intellectually can get an addition of something from the past that has morphed into something you can obsess about, but in a good way.

Taurus: Money might be your life's blood, but you don't have to suffer to make it happen. Opportunities that appear will be longer term investments, but as long as you feel the passion, follow the scent, it will work out. Let go of the need for instant gratification.

Gemini: Who you think you are, who you want to be, who the person you want to be with looks at you, looking at the person you want to be with. It's all about you. Embrace all your sides to open up more.

Cancer: The past is your lucky charm, just reach back and take all those things that made you smile and build your future with that. If you base your foundation on something you will care for, that'll be your ticket to security. Maintenance is what ensures longevity, not dead weight materials.

Leo: Who you hang out with is who you are, so look about and see what additions that you might have passed on before is what hits the spot now. The world works in a weird way and the broader you extend your circles, the more you can verify that fact with a smile.
Virgo: All the thanklessness you feel today will start to get erased over the next few months. Why? Because a miracle is underway and people around you will finally start to understand how ahead of the curve you are and how they need to worship you for this ability -- if they want to see more.

Libra: The truth is an ever-evolving process, so don't get too caught up on trying to catch a perfect moment or create a perfect definition. See the past as time that is a constant inconsequential vortex and just focus on the future. Forget all obstacles, forget all flaws.

Scorpio: Bottoming out into the pits of hell is your life, but this time, when you land on a fluffy marshmallow cloud, you will feel a slight sense of humiliation for having such little faith.  Life does work out. Panicking is an option for you when you are nuts.

Sagittarius: You know who you are good with and who bring you luck. Hold tight to those charms now, because that is how you will cruise through the next few month, as it'll literally take two heads to make life run.

Capricorn: Reroute routines and get back to the basics of what makes you function at optimal levels. This is the time to cut down on waste in every sense of the word, as your ability to be at your most efficient will magically align other parts of your life that you thought were helpless.

Aquarius: Love is power, so embrace all the places you are receiving it in your life, as your generosity to spread the good times is high and will make you feel as if you are living the life. Amorous hedonism is a beautiful thing.
Pisces: Open the doors of your home and let the sunshine in! Seems whatever your wishes are can come true by just saying it out loud and keeping the door open with invites, as that is the path that needs to be created to show you that the universe does listen.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Venus in Virgo

Love with purpose.

True love isn't for wimps. If you want the high flying romance and intense bonding, it takes work after the igniting of the chemistry -- as in being willing to expose yourself at deeper levels and being a fool for love. No, there are no guarantees, but that is why it makes it the most elusive treasure to have in this world -- and so with this transit, know it's not time to sit in the sidelines and see what fate brings you. No, this means time to get to work, have a plan and take a chance.

Sure,Virgo is a practical sign, but in Venus it goes haywire and will bring out the critical thinker in you, which can go in two directions -- psycho stalker or sensual servant. Either or, it means love with purpose and to attempt to make your point A connect to a point B. Rome wasn't built in a day, so pace yourself like a smart Virgo would, because romances that legends are made of also take time to build.

For your inspiration OH HA NI! ....If you have 20,000 hours to spare, click onto this K-Drama Playful Kiss, the cutest love story ever!!! Never give up!

Another awesome discovery of Playful Kiss: Annyeong Bada or Bye Bye Sea, a Korean Indie band -- who also are in Playful Kiss, as students in Class 7, AKA the almost equivalent of Korean special ed, but not. So good! So cute! Just can't get enough!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Full Moon in Aries

Celebrate your heroes.

Mine: The Chivalrous, Loving, Stupendously Smart and Earthquakingly Handsome Lil JT Superstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO 4Ever & BFF&∞!

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Sun enters Libra, The Autumn Equinox!

It's always beautiful.

Libra is a sign renown for its graciousness, which means sometimes Libras will lie to your face just to keep all cool. Sure, they may consider the consequences, perhaps momentarily, but will negate a negative end to anything they wish to see in other ways, as it's the moment that matters and for that, you just got to love them. Of course, you may wonder to yourself where they get this ability to sound hopeful despite rancid circumstances -- and its because Libra will always look for that something beautiful in all that they see and concentrate on just that. Yes, a Venusian birthright. Not to say that ugliness, rudeness and injustice isn't part of their vernacular, but it's not what they will hone in on. So, take this lesson to heart and embrace the fake it until you make it theory, as there is always something beautiful to focus on, if you look hard enough.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

New Moon in Virgo

Time to clean house.

Virgo is the sign of no nonsense, with its downfall being not necessarily knowing how to be assertive or at the least, suave about being assertive. No matter, because today the New Moon is in control and as long as you know how to clean house directly and effectively, then you will have no worries, as doing it is about the message, rather than the execution. So, set the precedence today and make NO MORE BULL your standard.

As per sign where to end the mess:
Aries: Health, down with the extraneous fats and sugars!
Taurus: Love, it's got to feel good or forget it.
Gemini: Home, refuse it to be anything less than your castle.
Cancer: Talk, its cheap and waste of time. Make actions your words!
Leo: Security, because somethings in life are better drama free.
Virgo: Priorities, as in happiness or bust!
Libra: Karma, use your talents! They are your keys to everything good.
Scorpio: Surprises, let them happen, because not all dreams happen on a linear path.
Sagittarius: Reputation, stand up for what you believe and all else will fall into place.
Capricorn: Spirituality, make all that you do feel good down into your bones!
Aquarius: Money, its not evil, unless you want it to be.
Pisces: Equality, for yourself and with your most intimate someone, because it can exist!

Mercury enters Libra

Wave the white flag.

With the cold weather marching in, this isn't the time to stand alone and hold grudges. It's time for peace, love and understanding that waves high under the Mercury in Libra flag, as it's message is all about bridging gaps and creating unity -- at the least, for appearance sake, at the most, for your sanity. So, as per sign where to be the bigger person:

Aries: Your Boo
Taurus: Co-workers
Gemini: Your Crush(es)
Cancer: Family
Leo: Siblings
Virgo: Shopkeepers/People in the Service Industry
Libra: Yourself
Scorpio: Your Muse(s)
Sagittarius: Friends
Capricorn: Parents
Aquarius: Teachers/Your Guru
Pisces: Clients/Whoever is Payrolling You

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Venus enters Leo

Are you wild at heart?

Compulsions will be hard to contain, as pleasure seeking Venus enters romance-crazy Leo today at 10:28am (and until October 2). Nothing short of fiery passion and extravagant drama will due, as this is when control is only for those weak at heart. So, live it up and turn it out, as it's wild and fantastical love or bust!

As for areas you'll likely feel the most heat, it is as follows:
Aries: Your love life and sense of challenge.
Taurus: Your home and all that makes you feel cozy.
Gemini: Your brain and churning out the curiosities.
Cancer: Your sense of relaxation and all that you know you own.
Leo: Your ego and ability to dance with danger.
Virgo: Your inner urges and romantic ideals.
Libra: Your social graces and all whom you want to touch and be touched by.
Scorpio: Your status and ability to rise up the ladder of success.
Sagittarius: Your adventurous nature and its ability to surprise you.
Capricorn: Your sexuality and all it can encompass.
Aquarius: Your sense of harmony and all that you can balance.
Pisces: Your daily existence and each day's series of goals.

Venus in Leo Inspiration: VENUS IN FURS (1969) (Can't find the full movie, but Netflix it, it's totally worth it!)

Monday, September 3, 2012

Moon in Gemini

Double trouble or double the fun?

It's actually Wed. AM right now and I am still thinking about Monday and wondering WTF did it all mean? So, to get right down to business -- it was a freaky day chock-full-of super strange coincidences and odd occurrences ...The day started late, as I vegged in my bed most of the AM...Later in the  afternoon I went out for coffee and to write in my journal for an hour. After, on the way home I stopped by a store and bought a pair of black flats, then dropped them off and walked over towards Mott St., to where I was meeting my friend Kizzi for dim sum...On the way, I stopped in at a Buddhist temple to get a fortune, which I love doing. I usually go to one closer to my apartment, with the biggest Buddha in NYC, but this time I went to one on Mott. Crazy, crazy, my fortune was quite interesting and it had two things that slightly freaked me out (in a good way). It mentioned a blue moon -- which there was on Friday -- and also about moths. The day before I saw a movie with moths!!!!!! ....So, then I get to the restaurant and meet up with Kizz -- and WTF, she comes in wearing the SAME EXACT FLATS I BOUGHT JUST MOMENTS BEFORE! AHHHH! What are the chances, in this whole entire city of shoes that I would happen to buy the same pair that my friend would be wearing the day we are meeting up!!!! SOOO CRAZY!

Anyway, after freaking out about that. I tell her about my fortune and we discuss....then I tell her I have another fortune from a prior time in my bag and I should see what that says -- to compare. I reach in, look, it has the same words...hmm?... I thought it was it, but guess I was wrong, so I fish around and find another, open that up and OMFG, it's the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the same fortune twice, months apart, from two different temples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me that isn't freaky?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, after eating, we head to Hotel Chantelle for Monday Bingo with the amazing and hilarious Murray Hill and Linda Simpson. I play the silly mental game of, "If I win, it means this..." and holy crap, I won two times!!!! The first was a lovely beach towel and the Satina Sister dolls, of which I gave to Kizz. She teaches pre-school, so its for the kids....

Anyway, that last part wasn't so strange per se, but in the wake of all this crazy stuff happening I tell my friend about my 119 thing -- how I always see that number in the oddest places. Last time was a few weeks ago when I bought a pair of shoes. When I got them home I noticed one of them had pieces of tape on the inside with numbers on it. I pulled off the top one #256, and the number underneath was 119!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How fucking crazy is that! ....So, tonight, after telling Kizzi about 119, and how people will see it with me in a weird way after I tell them about it, guess what was the jackpot amount for Bingo that night??? $119!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES $119!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And even crazier than that, Kizzi wins it!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN??????? Am I crazy or is the universe trying to tell me something????

Friday, August 31, 2012

Mercury in Virgo

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

No matter how much emotion you feel or what the past might have made you thought was the equation, what you have in your hands now is the only evidence you've got to know what is up and go forward. So, get real and preen down the subjective, to focus on your objective, as the only way to get to the heart of matters that are taking up your brain space is to see what pieces fit together and which you are trying to jam into position. You'll have the best clarity now to get it together, so look and learn.

Full Moon in Pisces

Enjoy Your Narcissism

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 13

Laced Glamour: Double your chickens, double the fun.

This has nothing to do with anything, but out-and-out bragging. Of all the accomplishments in my life, solving the Rubik's Cube is one of the tops on my list. It took a long time to figure it out, as in, way post its craze, and NO I did not get any help. Give me any one and I can do it. This one took 2 hours, but the fastest I did it once was 15 minutes. Not that I give a shit about speed, as I know how to do it in a very guerrilla manner, but no matter, it's a skill I want everyone to know I have.

As for today's pics, I combined them into a Full Moon in Pisces' slide show, so I didn't have to be redundant about my beautiful day spent with beautiful people in a most beautiful place...Highlights: two visits to the beauty spa, starting with a massage, then later got a pedicure, swung high above the trees, laid eggs from the sky, played chicken on the highway, chased the sunset around a reservoir, ate tons of yumminess and even my ice cream cone had paparazzi....

Favorite Pic Of The Day
Thank You Jaime!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 12

Laced Glamour: Give me the indecision combo with a side of brown rice.

Middle of the day:
Earlier that day:

Later that day: 

*Thanks Jaime & Olivia for photo #3! Brilliant!

Monday, August 27, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 11

Laced Glamour: Reboated

When one ship sails, in comes another -- at least in my life these days... Missed Friday's ride, but today another boat adventure turned up via Judy and her fun writing assignments! This time, we hit the water and cruised about the southern tip of Manhattan during twilight. We couldn't of been bothered with the NYC view, where everyone else was cramming to see and just enamored ourselves with views of Jersey....Ah...Anyway, my inspiration for today's look was Marcia Brady and Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island...but buzzed before boarding, I didn't get a full shot before the sun went down, so I just piecemealed it together, in-between snapping blurry skyline pics...

Sunday, August 26, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 10

Laced Glamour: Blue Sunday

I love when you can pull something old out of your closet and make it new again--like I did with this top. I got it ages ago, when I got my column in JANE. I also have it in pink, because I couldn't decided which one I wanted, so I celebrated my new column with getting both. They're basically just a piece of silk with two long pieces sewed on that can be draped and tied in a gazillion different ways. I love it because when it's hot out, it's like wearing nothing. Simple and chic! If I could sew, I'd make a dozen more. If you want one, here is the shape to sort out your pattern.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 9

Laced Glamour: The ZZZZZ Edition

There will be no picture today because this day hardly existed for me. Seems I broke my own sleeping record, as I slept from 4am Saturday morning until 10am Sunday morning -- no joke. I did get up at 7pm on Saturday for 20 or so minutes, to go to the can, but it was all a bit of a blur. WTF? IDK.

Friday, August 24, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 8

Laced Glamour: Missed The Boat Take 116

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! Mercury Rx is suppose to be over and we are suppose to be out of the shadow too, but its menacing influence is still in the air and causing havoc. If my day was suppose to go the way it was planned, Ingrid and I would of been at Riis Landing, Breezy Point right next to Fort Tilden, at the farthest end of Brooklyn at 11:30a.m. to get on a boat to go on a 4 hour whale watching trip. I was awake at 8am to get there on time, at Ingrid's by 10 and we were on the train shortly after, excited for our day out on the water....But instead of our idyllic nature day, we got onto the wrong train, wound up in the Third World part of Brooklyn and missed the boat being lost talking to a bunch of people that had no clue where we were going.... No matter, we are resolute gals and once we found out we were on a bus in the wrong direction, in the middle of nowhere, we flagged down a gypsy cab, who also had no idea where we wanted to go -- but no matter, it was impossible to get there by that time anyway, so we just took it to the nearest train station, which took a rather long time, and from there decided to go to Rockaway Beach....Later, I didn't want my extra clothes I hauled about all day to be in vain, so viola, outfit #2....and point of all this, Mercury RX still in effect.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

New Moon in Leo Day 7

Laced Glamour: Domestic Goddess Sans Fard

Mars enters Scorpio

Put the bass in your walk.

This is no time to be shy! Although Scorpio is the sign of secrets and mystery, there is a difference between being coy and being a puppet master. So, as Mars, the planet of power, ambition, sex, passion and war has entered Scorpio, one of its rulers and also synonymous with sex, power, intensity, death and transformation, be ready to give all you've got into all that you want, because now is when anything short of obsession isn't going to win your battles -- as this is the time to be consumed by your desires or have them consume you. Play it like a Scorpio, as in ready to go full on kamikaze if need be, as its dedication like that, that will make you who you want to be, in the life you crave.

As for areas per sign you have until October 6th to make and see a total transformation:
Aries: Finances
Taurus: Beauty
Gemini: Obligations
Cancer: Love
Leo: Family
Virgo: Expression
Libra: Possessions
Scorpio: Confidence
Sagittarius: Imagination
Capricorn: Friendships
Aquarius: Career
Pisces: Freedom

Back when I was a horny little teen, I use to keep a Lust List in my journal -- all the guys I thought were hot and totally doable....and it was back then that my libido was my driving force, and I guess even to this day, it still is, as I have accepted that I forever will have a crazy teenybopper in me that lives to lust like a hormonally imbalanced head to keep that fresh feeling alive, here is sampling of my latest lusts for the fun of it...After all, this is the transit of the sex planet in the sex sign...

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Sun enters Virgo

Reality check.

Summer is coming to a close, bringing the end of the season of delusion and the time to get back into routine and reality. So, add the facts together for solid knowledge of your current state of affairs, as all else will fail you. As for the main area in which to place your efforts for maximum results per sign, the list is as follows:

Aries: Health
Taurus: Love
Gemini: Home
Cancer: Community
Leo:  Money
Virgo: Independence
Libra: Spirituality
Scorpio: Hopes
Sagittarius: Career
Capricorn: Morals
Aquarius: Sex
Pisces: Partnerships

New Moon in Leo Day 6

Laced Glamour: Garbage Day Malaise

Tuesday, August 21, 2012