Venus enters Scorpio

Get It On, Bang A Gong

If you’re feeling more like a horny teenager these days, it’s because Scorpio is thrusting itself into pleasure planet Venus from October 23 until November 16. Plus, Scorpio is dominating the sun and moon. Don’t fight fate. Dive into your deepest and darkest desires. Only when you’re willing to jostle the skeletons in your closet, to feel the rush of danger and the intensity of insatiability, will you be getting the point of Scorpio in this position. 

As for what will turn on each sign the most, during this transit:

Aries: Dark fantasy will intrigue. Feel free to get lost in your own version of “dungeons and dragons,” and discover how many ways you can love a hero.
Taurus: Love is art and art is love. Get creative with your muse, because orgasms and masterpieces are now.
Gemini: Exploring a fetish, like medical, will prove to be the right shot of sexual adrenalin. Just be careful with dosage and ease into this fix.
Cancer: Your dirty birdy will want to fly free. Leave the bedroom curtains open and invite voyeurs into your sexual psyche.
Leo: Home is where your heart will be, nestled tight under the covers with everyone and everything that makes you feel secure.
Virgo: Flirting gets obscene; going deeper into perversions you didn’t even know you could have. Unlock new mysteries.
Libra: Your sappiness will be for all things familiar, as your creature of comfort will be oohing and ah-ing for belonging.
Scorpio: Let your primal self-loose and dare to have instincts lead you. Openness and courage are its own turn-on now. 
Sagittarius: You’ll be feeling extra theatrical. Dress up and role-play the nights away, a packed house is a guarantee.
Capricorn: Getting an extra electric charge in your love life is what you’ll want to plug into now, as you’re never too old for toys.
Aquarius: Luxury is your aphrodisiac now, so get your rock star on. Do things like check into a hotel on a whim or up the thread counts of all your bedding.
Pisces: Exotic is your erotic, as anything that brings new experiences and knowledge is your everything now. 

Venus Enters Scorpio

Dark Urges, One: You, Zero.

Welcome to the most somber time of the year with the tail end of summer ending and needing to think about living with a certain sense of reserve due to the winter. This is the time when everything "dies", which pretty much sums Venus in Scorpio. Now is that time to dig deeper into pain and pleasure.


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Venus Enters Scorpio

Love It Or Leave It: Jealous?

I don't cook, but I can shop. So, when I saw this yummy delight on TV late late last night, I knew it was mine.

...and I had to hit up two BRs to track this down (Don't trust people that pick up phones at BRs in the LES. They are sweet, but they don't know. They just don't.)... Although I didn't break a sweat per se, it did take effort.

So, mission complete! My holiday prep work is done! From here on out, getting stuffed is my only priority -- as it's time to celebrate that part in American history where the natives were about to get swindled. Doh! Now, we have ice cream cakes made of chocolate, cookie and caramel in the shape of a large poultry bird to honor it, and more accessible casinos to play in afterwards. Happy Holidays, Y'all! Ain't it all so perverse?

UPDATE: November 22, 2012 9:07 p.m.

Venus enters Scorpio

Love without boundaries.

Hold onto your knickers, because Venus has just entered Scorpio! Yes, this is a high intensity time all the way, 24-7, and if whatever is making you feel the love doesn't also have the power to destroy you, then according to the laws of Venus in Scorpio, it isn't worth it and time to reconsider where you are going with it -- as that is how this transit rolls. It's all or nothing.

So, with this in mind, understand love means much more than holding hands now, as in diving deeper into the depths of your soul and scouring up every bit of who you are, and pledging it all to that in which you love, as it is only with this as your prerequisite that you have any chance of emotional success...which means, if you aren't feeling it, this period of time will only emphasize its need for a demise.

However, you do have now until November 2nd to get to the bottom of whatever compels you or uncover a thing or two that can suddenly do so, as this phase is also about secrets being revealed and discovering the magnitude of your intensity and willingness to commitment -- and not because you have to, but because you must, because the passion burns so strong inside you that you can't do anything else, but submit...

As for those areas per sign in which to let down the barricades and let passion wake or waste you, it is as follows...

Aries: Enters the dark side, as it's only going into deepest part of your psyche and living out your freaky fantasies that will satiation you now. Power, money, sex, live it, love it, be it.

Taurus: Two heads are better than one. Some call it co-dependence, to you it's love. Why have it anyone other way when it feels so good?

Gemini: Give until you can't give anymore. If this means non-stop speed dialing, so be it. Attentiveness never killed anyone.
 

Cancer: You have a flair for romance, so wear it on your sleeve. As it goes, this is your time to indulge in everything that makes you feel good and sometimes that will mean choreographing all the scenes to fit your needs.

Leo: It's about building foundations and having your security now. If this means claiming total possession, well at the least, 9/10s is considered the law.
 

Virgo: Some call it obsession, but you know it as learning. Nothing like gathering as much information as possible, as it is the fuel to your fire.

Libra: Nothing personifies passion like the act of giving or getting something with a gigantic price tag -- either literally or metaphorically.

Scorpio: It's not just that you win, it's that others lose. Get what you deserve, as in what you want and all rights to gloat over your haters.

Sagittarius: It's your world and others are just in it for your amusement. If it means banishing them at your will, so be it.

Capricorn: It's all about who you know and having power in numbers, so don't be scared to spread that love of yours around.

Aquarius:  All work and no play can be quite a drag, so make fun at work and multitask for pleasure and profit.

Pisces: The language of love is universal, but only if you speak it properly.

Venus reenters Scorpio

It is never as it seems.

...Sometimes, like an award-winning foreign film, it takes patience to get into, but by the end, it's the best...



(Special guest stars: FLC & Jay V., shot on location throughout New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Maine.)

Venus enters Scorpio

Obsession or bust.

Today, Venus went into Scorpio for a super extended time -- as in 'til to January 11, 2011 (with the exception of November 7th-29th, when it briefly backs up into Libra). This means a period of intensity that can fling you around the spectrum of emotions without warning, making you want to hold onto everything for dear life... As it goes though, the best way to get out the other side OK is to let go; savor the intensity, but resist getting so caught up that you set up self-sabotaging traps, as this is a time when it's likely that you'll have to sink to the bottom, to rise to the top--and you know it, a period of no gray areas. It's hot and it's spicy, to put it mildly...

However, with such extreme emotion that can happen, words can only give you a slight clue on what this transit is all about. So, to truly get the full depth of this experience, without jumping head first into a fiery pit, is to see and feel its beauty and destruction through the lens of cinema. Yes, to best do your homework on this subject matter, sit back and watch these films that capture the passion and power that is Venus in Scorpio and you will further understand that this time isn't for faint of heart. (Double click for full screen viewing)

Bitter Moon (1992)
"In Roman Polanski's black comedy-thriller, uptight British couple Nigel (Hugh Grant) and Fiona (Kristin Scott Thomas) encounters wheelchair-bound American expatriate novelist Oscar (Peter Coyote) and his young French wife, Mimi (Emmanuelle Seigner), on a cruise to Istanbul. Sensing Nigel's fascination with Mimi, Oscar recounts the sordid tale of their love affair, which gradually deteriorates into a series of sadistic and degrading sex games." Netflix


Heavenly Creatures (1994)
"The Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson helms this chilling true-life drama set in 1950s New Zealand about an obsessive friendship between two girls -- introvert Pauline (Melanie Lynskey) and self-confident Juliet (Kate Winslet, in her film debut) -- that led to murder. The two become increasingly inseparable, retreating to an imaginary world, until their relationship invites opposition from their families that ultimately begets blood." Netflix