Mercury Enters Sagittarius

Who’s The Turkey Now?

At 9:26 pm EST, just as many Americans will be slipping into turkey comas, Mercury will enter Sagittarius — which means not only cranberry and stuffing will wind up in many mouths, but also one’s foot. Yes, ‘Tis the season of TMI, which will last until December 16^th -- and know that under this transit of truth, nothing will go unsaid. So, to use this aspect to your advantage and get answers you want, know what conversations the signs will be most vulnerable to blabber on in now:

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo & Sagittarius)

Fire signs are fearless and shoot their opinions out like wildfire. Consequence is never on their mind and their tempers tend to be short and opinions sharp. Controversial and taboo subjects bring out their heat, but it’ll also mean never-ending diatribes to anyone that vaguely disagrees or is within earshot.

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra & Aquarius)

Air signs love gossip, but when a tricky aspect like foot-in-the-mouth Mercury in Sagittarius hits, it’s every person for him or herself, as conversing with them can be like tuning into a tabloid show. Expect all the family dirt to be out on the table by dessert.

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces)

Water signs are awful at lying, because they wear their emotions on their sleeve. Only in the case of deep turmoil will they shroud the truth, pretending it doesn’t exist. However, Mercury in Sagittarius makes all bets off and when it comes to understanding their feelings, now is when you can open their floodgates.

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo & Capricorn)

Earth signs are material, yet hate to talk about money. Sure, they like to brag, but if you want to find out the nitty-gritty about their finances and the secrets behind their hustle, this is when the tipping point can hit and the 411 payout begins.

Mercury Re-enters Sagittarius

Hello World, Are You Listening?

Announcing: getting a bit of Kiki in more places in the world! As always, I will be doing my 2013 Love, Madness, Obsession Astro Guide on the www.theFrisky.com, with the complete calendar of when you have the luckiest times in love, sex, money and all that. Post date TBA.



Also, gals in Australia check out my 2013 Astro Predictions Guide in Girlfriend, including your magical tarot message of the year and a mini-numerology guide. Out in the January 2013 edition, on your newsstands now!







For Canadians, I'll be in your country too--hoorah! Flare magazine is doing a special 12-page fashion feature of my 2013 predictions, with lucky style tips to ensure a year of pretty prosperity. Out in the January 2013 edition, on newsstands now!

Mercury enters Sagittarius

Let the truth set you free. 

 
Mercury in Sagittarius is the cosmos' version of truth serum. Be on alert from today until November 14th, and again from December 10th to 31st because you're likely going to get knowledge sprung on you in very in your face circumstance. It could be painful or pleasurable, but one thing for sure, it'll be raw. 

As for areas where reality will strike:

Aries: At your ethics

Taurus: In your wallet

Gemini: In your partnerships

Cancer: In your daily activities

Leo: Towards your ego

Virgo: Among your family

Libra: Online

Scorpio: With your pleasures

Sagittarius: With yourself

Capricorn: Into your past

Aquarius: With friends

Pisces: At your reputation

Mercury enters Sagittarius

Think fast; think deep...

Koyaanisqatsi

Mercury enters Sagittarius

TMI

Being green is good and I appreciate that I have a low flush toilet, but it has an irritating side. Every time I poo, I have to clear its landing or I have to clean the toilet...Since the bowl is basically dry (and big), with only a small opening at the bottom with water, if I don't get my shit right into that hole, in its entirety, completely clearing the sides, it'll hit the wall and stick there and dry until I clean it...there have been cases it dried so hard, it almost had to be scrapped off and then those times I had to clean up after guests (dry heave)...but for the most part, at this point, I have good aim...and I eat a lot of fiber.

Oh and P.S. I hate the new blogger. It has weird kinks in typing, copying and pasting and uploading pictures...basically everything.

Mercury enters Sagittarius

Eye-opening mental stimulation is unavoidable.

4:09 p.m.
It’s baaaack. Just one day of warm weather and the rats are out to play. Too bad they suck at playing in traffic in my part of town…but thank god for zoom lenses, because taking these pics gave me the worst heeby geebies ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could barely inch my way over it, holding my breath and having tingly sensations running up and down my spine all the while. All I wanted to do was run, but argh, I needed these shots!!!! So sad I am more scared of it than it is of me even more when its dead — but in this case, this is way more than just dead, it's mutilated and shocking! It totally woke me up, like a shot of adrenalin after just one glimpse — and from several feet away. Damn, if they could only make coffee this strong...Maybe this is a new item I can suggest that Starbuck's can offer, images of disgustingly ravaged carcasses. Best of all: caffeine-free, fat-free and even calorie-free or minus calories in some delicate cases. Their bulimic customers will love it….just too many tangents to go off on today...Oh, and for total upchucking revulsion, click on the pic.

11:34 p.m.