Saturday, January 30, 2010

Full moon in Leo

Celebrate your greatness.


When I was five, the only thing I knew about when I would grow up is that I didn't want to wake up early. I hate waking up early. To me, it's the worst thing ever, too shocking for my body and just not natural. I like waking up whenever my body wants and that usually means later in the day. To wake up early, I'd need an alarm clock and the sounds I associate with that are painful. Plus, it should be my freedom to start my day whenever it feels right for me.

I was in afternoon kindergarten and to me, that seem like a perfect time to start the day. When I got to first grade, that first morning, the sheer agony, and all I could do was lay there and try to squeeze one more second of sleep, pulling the covers over my head, wanting to cry and realizing this was going to be my life for the next 12 years...Misery.

I never forgot that morning and I thought about it on my last day of the 12th grade, after my final exam, where for some reason I was walking on the track, feeling a certain liberation, swearing from that day forward I'd never have to wake up at that ungodly hour continually again, doing whatever it takes to maintain my right to my time, my freedom.

In college, I took mostly afternoon classes, once needing to set an alarm for a 2pm class and then towards the end, had one semester with my earliest class at 5:30 pm. After that, it was a series of mostly nocturnal jobs, anything to keep me out of an imposing schedule and to this day I have kept that promise, making it the first and only decision I ever had to make, as after that things were more obvious to pick to maintain the lifestyle and particular mindset I wanted to have and today, today I confirmed to myself that it was indeed the best and only decision I ever needed to make. My life. My time! Non-negotiable! Yeaaah!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Sun enters Aquarius

It's all about who you know.

Hey Ya,
For whoever is reading this and has a blog, website or anything that is on the internet and would like to exchange links, write me at Astrosexologistkiki@gmail.com
Love,
Kiki

Monday, January 18, 2010

Venus enters Aquarius

Eccentric stimulations begin.



House is the most fun movie I've seen in ages! If you live in NYC, HOUSE is currently playing at IFC for at least the next week, so check it out. Otherwise, just watch this trailer over and over again.

Wikipedia Plot Summary:
A teenage girl named Gorgeous discovers that her widowed father has begun dating again. Furthermore, Gorgeous' father has cancelled the yearly summer vacation that father and daughter take every year in order to stay near his new girlfriend, who he intends on marrying. Furious, Gorgeous impulsively invites her friends to come with her to her aunt's house, despite not having seen the aunt in years.

Arriving, they find the aunt, a wheelchair user, and agree to fix up her run down estate located in the woods. However, unknown to anyone, the aunt is secretly a vampire who feeds off the flesh of virgin women who stumble upon her home. Possessing her niece, the aunt murders the girls one by one with help from her bewitched house. In the end, the aunt takes over Gorgeous' body so she can go on waiting for her long lost fiancé, who went missing in action during World War II.

(Although this is what the synopsis says, the plot is the least interesting part of this movie, as it's all about the special effects, the surreal vintage porn-like style cinematography and absurd dialogue that makes this flick a true winner!)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Jupiter enters Pisces

Everybody gets lucky!

Jupiter, the planet of luck, is making its annual transition today and the winner of this year’s grand prize is Pisces! This means all Pisces sun and rising people will get an extra dose of miracles in their life until June 5th, 2010, then back again on September 9th 2010, until January 22, 2011!

Usually Jupiter does spend a full year in one sign, but since this spin won’t go retrograde the first time around, it’ll go full cycle through Pisces before heading back and when it does, it’ll be in Aries already and then be in Aries from June 5th until September 9th. Either or, it’s bonsai good news for everyone because Pisces is the planet of fairy tales and karma, so when you mix this with the planet of luck, the fantastical is bound to happen (if you've been playing your cards right)! So before going any further, start setting intentions in the areas that it’ll matter…

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Ridding yourself of bad habits and baggage from the past, powerful visions/psychic abilities, and secret alliances.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Your hopes and wishes, dealings in technology and friendships.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Career, an increase in your public profile and getting over issues with authority.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
International relations, adventure and spirituality/ your quest for purpose and truth.

Leo (July 23- August 22)
Sex, financial gains from inheritances/commissions and sorting out the dark side of your psyche.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Committed partnerships (love and/or business), improving your social life and feeling more at peace with yourself.

Libra (September 23- October 22)
Starting new fitness regimes and getting results, getting organized and being more efficient.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Romance, creativity, and enjoying being in the spotlight.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Real estate, family, and increasing your sense of security.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Learning new skills, dealings with communications/media, and being part of your community.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Money, setting new foundations, and increasing your sense of comfort.

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Initiating new projects and ideas, being a leader and improving your image.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Mercury goes direct in Capricorn, my solar 3rd

Getting back to what I was saying...

Back in Dec. 2, 2009, Full Moon In Gemini...

Party of Two, Seat for One

As a Gemini rising, it’s like I am never really alone, which works out fine, since I spend a lot of time alone, need to spend time alone, like to spend time alone — so much so, its recently gotten to the point where I don’t even understand the purpose of a relationship, other than as a source of regular sex and someone that can to do stuff for me, like move heavy furniture, or get crap for me at the store when I don’t feel like going, etc.

I don’t think I am jaded either, but it’s just how I am and it’s encouraged by my independence. Not to say I’m not social. I love people and being around others, but to everything there is a limit. After all, I’m lazy and I like to do things my way, and going solo makes it the easiest way to go. I don't have to explain anything, wait for anyone and I can get things done fast. Not to say I am not romantic either, because I am — extremely so, which makes any relationship worth it needing to be mind-blowing, because at this point, I’m on that vibe on my own and not looking for a buzz kill… But sometimes I do think about this and wonder if it’s that I’m actually autistic? I do live in my own world, and freak easily by any slight disturbance…

The good thing about my universe though is that it's benevolent and everything works in my favor, at least eventually and if detoured, the ride usually winds up at an equally enthralling destination. Either or, this means I get to OD on ultimate freedom all day, everyday and I know just what to do with it and I celebrate that fact everyday…But then again, what is the sound of a tree that falls in the forest if no one is around to hear it?

New Moon/Solar eclipse in Capricorn in my solar 3rd

Good news arrives.

Yeaaah, got word this afternoon my book is going onto its second printing!!!!!! That means for all those out there that may not have a copy, no more scrounging to find a copy or having to get a used one or pay an excessive amount to get a copy — although the one person out there that did pay $45 for that copy on Amazon, come collect my kidney anytime you want to!

Get ahead of the rush; pre-order your copy now if you don't already have one!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Saturn goes retrograde in Libra

What goes down, must go up…and vice versa.

Bitter weather makes me curmudgeonly, and with every increasingly frigid day comes a new “I hate” list. Today’s additions:

• Cabbies that honk crazily at me even though I obviously see them and are too far to EVER hit me, no matter how fast or slow I might randomly and retardedly dart into traffic.
• Spending 25% of my day looking for shit in my bag.
• Remembering random things to feel guilty for, like elementary school behaviors that make me think deep down I am a fucking weasel.
• Not giving a shit about winter fat any more.
• Thinking of things to hate when I force myself to.

So, on a more positive note, here is something new to add to the, “I love” list. Today’s addition: knock-off porn: