Mars Enters Aries

Fearlessly tough and ready to roll!

The universe is slightly back in order with the Mars, the planet of war, going back to its cosmic home in Aries. This means 110% pure energy to charge ahead. Destination: invincibility.

To help bring on the vibe, a Mars in Aries theme song with a retro twist. After all, we still have 5 more days of retrograde...

New Moon In Pisces

Feel It! Feel It! Feel The Burn!

When it comes to emotional breakdowns, no one does it like Pisces. As the last sign of the zodiac, they accumulate everything -- as in energy, emotions, knowledge, etc. Everything. So, its no wonder they are also the ruler of insane asylums, as balance is a tenuous thing for them, as they can go out of whack as easily as stepping on the wrong side of a sidewalk crack. If they don't know how to channel their energy amid what they receive around them, then can wind up in a sponge-like-state just reflecting the chaos or calm that surrounds them rather than knowing what they feel or think as a priority.

While always a work in progress, Pisces is changeable and at times, completely unreliable, as they are truly moment to moment, and can get easily sidetracked by guilt, faith, superstition and romance. So, as we enter this new moon in Pisces, celebrate your lovely craziness and indulge those emotions extremely, as in hitting bottom and top, purging and perfecting, as that is how you will gain more character and less nonsense. As for places per sign you want to feel this burn:

Aries: Your sense of karma.

Taurus: Your humanity.

Gemini: Your aspirations.

Cancer: Your idols.

Leo: Your perversions.

Virgo: Your sense of equality.

Libra: Your idea of purpose.

Scorpio: Your belief in chance.

Sagittarius: Your roots.

Capricorn: Your methods of communication.

Aquarius: Your perception of ease.

Pisces: Your sense of urgency.

Venus Enters Pisces

Wah-Wah

The Only 3 Possible Ways You Will Feel About Love Until March 21:

Warm and Fuzzy


Confused and Tired:

Delusional and Enraged:

Full Moon In Virgo

...and another thing...

Full moon energy lasts for 2 weeks. So, that's 14 days to indulge your inner critic and go all out grumpus onto the world. However, for your best results, hone in on these specific people in your life and let loose your judgments, because this moon is the rare occasion when aggravation will bring progress :

Aries: Co-workers or anyone you consider a subordinate.

Taurus: Anyone you might have a sweet spot for.

Gemini: Family, especially your mother.

Cancer:  Siblings, neighbors and peers.

Leo: The hospitality contingent in your life.

Virgo: Yourself.

Libra: Your shrink or any medically associated person.

Scorpio: Friends.

Sagittarius: Your boss, father or anyone who attempts to assume authority over you.

Capricorn: Your guru or any one you idealize. 
Aquarius: Your booty call or accountant. 
Pisces: Your BF, BFF or both.

Mercury Goes Retrograde In Pisces

Get Your Flake On

It's here. The first Mercury Retrograde of the year, and this one is in Pisces -- which means more intense blasts from the pasts, emotional confusions and all round unreliableness.

...And if you pay any attention to my posts, you'd know that each year Mercury Retrogrades are in one element. This year, it's water transits, which means one flake of a time trying to sort out moods, memories and reality. As it goes, with Pisces, the lines of fantasy and reality blur easily, and life tips to one extreme -- up or down. So, when you put this all into retrograde mode, you get one hearty breakdown.

To best prepare for the messes from now until around March 17, here are the following areas you will likely need backup:

Aries: inner psyche/sleep, creativity, karma

Taurus: technology, friendships, hopes

Gemini: reputation, authority, discipline

Cancer: travel, truth, morals

Leo: sex, power, money

Virgo: balance, beauty, commitment

Libra: health, routines, pets

Scorpio: gambling, love, creativity

Sagittarius:security, home, family

Capricorn: communication, siblings, transportation

Aquarius: comfort, investments, sensual pleasures

Pisces: confidence, initiative, leadership

Sun Enters Pisces

Beauty, Faith, Fantasy And Delirium

Black Narcissus

New Moon In Aquarius: Chinese (and Korean) New Year! Year Of The Snake

New Beginnings

Happy New Year Y'all! Enter into the year of the snake, a year said to bring slow progress... So, keeping in mind with that, understand why this post is so late and not even anything to do with this holiday, but pertinent nonetheless, because it's chock full of info that can aid in your successes or at the least, kill time in an entertaining fashion... Link to my features for VD Day (VD, as in venereal disease day)...and a HAPPINESS BONUS: The cutest message ever from the cutest boy ever!!!!! Warning: It will warm even the blackest of hearts.

At The Frisky, I have a Quick Seduction Guide Per Sign:
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-02-12/how-to-woo-every-sign-in-the-zodiac-for-a-star-studded-valentines-day/

...And at Astrology.com I have a few fun things happening:
A Celebrity Slideshow of Fantasy Valentines:
http://www.astrology.com/dream-valentines-hollywoods-hottest/2-b-521800

How Each Sign Says, "I love you." http://www.astrology.com/how-say-i-love-you-stars-and-celebs/2-d-d-521923

...and which sign will have the best Valentine's: http://www.astrology.com/which-stars-will-have-most-romantic-valentine-s-day/2-d-d-521804

Mercury Enters Pisces

Excuse Me While My Brain Turns To Mush.

When it comes to communication, the point is to connect.  However, when forces slip into place to make one drift off topic, looping around into one random escape after the next and never quite reaching a destination per se, then know it might just be Mercury in Pisces -- and unfortunately, from now until April 13th, this uber-flaky, but romantic, imaginative and dramatic influence will be happening, as it will include a retrograde cycle that could just be the tipping point for many people to go totally insane. So prepare. As for areas where your brain may mush out for better or worse:

Aries: Memories

Taurus: Friendships

Gemini: Career

Cancer: Purpose

Leo: Assets

Virgo: Fairness

Libra: Time

Scorpio: Romance

Sagittarius: Business

Capricorn: Learning and communicating

Aquarius: Finances

Pisces: Overall judgment.

Venus Enters Aquarius

Interesting loves.
 
Meet my two albino African Dwarf frogs:

A face only a frogophile can love.

What a ham!

Straddling Penis Rock 

UPDATE: Two Names Have Been Found! Meet Big Treasure and Little Treasure, named after Dlisted's Hot Sluts of Day! ...and so you know, the bigger one is the girl, as this is how it is in the A.A.D.F world. ...Although Little Treasure could also be a girl, who knows? I do know one thing though, L.T. is not the bright one of the two. Using their sight, not smell, to find food, L.T. is the only one that attempts to eat the plastic fish decor over and over again, while ignoring the actual food all over. Whatever, I didn't get them to do my taxes.

Mars Enters Pisces

Daydream Believer

Mars in Pisces is an affliction, so it is believed by many astrologers. It's tricky because Mars is a planet of action and Pisces is the sign of fantasy. Put them together and they're could be a hard time deciphering up from down, as a push/pull will start to happen. No matter, it's a creative puzzle that could lead to beautiful, imaginative and soulful solutions if done properly. Take it from a gal that knows, as that's where Mars was when I stepped into this world.

As for places to get lost and found during this phase that lasts until March 12, it is as follows per sign:

Aries: Nostalgia. OD on it.

Taurus: Ideals. They do make the world go round.

Gemini: Ambition. It can all be yours.

Cancer: Freedom. Choose it or lose it.

Leo: Power. You can never have enough.

Virgo: Peace. Isn't that the reason for it all?

Libra: Results. Want them and it will come.

Scorpio: Glamour. The possibilities are endless.

Sagittarius: Roots, the longer, the better.

Capricorn: Intellect, because sometimes that is all you've got.

Aquarius: Materialism. You are only human.

Pisces: Yourself, because this transit is your golden ticket.

Jupiter Goes Direct in Gemini

Happy Dance.

Yippee! Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system and the one that rules luck, expansion, truth and morality is back in full working order today! Not since June 2012 has it been in proper forward motion, so get ready for a flip of the switch in terms of all your curiosities and luck with venturing out into the giant unknown, as it'll be with big risks that come your greatest surprises. In terms of what each sign can hone in on with this energy until June 25, 2013, here is the refresher:

Aries: Venturing to outer neighborhoods, being a bigger part of community and seeking more mental stimulation.

Taurus: Taking it one day at a time, enjoying comfort and being prudent with long-term planning.

Gemini: Being adventurous, unguarded and letting surprises find you.

Cancer: Allowing your imagination to wander; believing in the impossible and sharing your compassion.

Leo: Now, it's all about friendship, the future and living out your freakiest fantasies.

Virgo: Ruthlessness is fine, as long as it will bring results. Be it, live it and love it.

Libra: The world is yours to explore, enjoy and change to your taste.

Scorpio: Obsessing about money, power and sex will not fail you now.

Sagittarius: Feeling beautifully. Living beautifully and loving beautifully.

Capricorn: Vitality, efficiency and purpose. They are your themes.

Aquarius:  It's not just about what you do, but also the show you put on. Showmanship will count for a lot, so turn it up to turn it out. Risk-taking recommended.

Pisces: Be as slow as you need to, as finding your place and setting down roots will never be as  real or welcoming as it is now.

Full Moon In Leo

Embrace Your Vanity

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